DO NOTS for urine drug test

The Marijuana and its popular content THC could be detected at any cost by the laboratories for drug abuse. There are ways to escape detection but most of the time it leads you to failing the drug test. Since people could get a lot of information on the Internet people are sometimes misled to the proper ways of passing the urine marijuana drug test. In case you might want to know the DO NOTS of urine drug test then go over these steps this will save you from any legal encounters.

How to pass drug urinalisys

Avoid tampering or masking the urine sample. This is the modus of many undergoing a marijuana urine drug test. It is within the knowledge of the experts that certain substance of Marijuana sits in the fat cells that could be detected in just hours of use or even months after frequent smoking. The experts are testing the urine for any cleanser used to cover up the metabolite or THC in the urine. Since you can just buy products to mask the urine, the laboratories have improved their testing process and single masking could be detected and will lead to failing the marijuana drug test.


Avoid sample dilution. Most of the time rooms for drug testing doesn’t have sink in any cubicle for getting samples, drained or tinted water toilets, there is only a cup and tissue. Never dare add fluid to the sample because this will be clearly detected, since creatinine, a waste collected in the muscles upon urinations, is being tested and in cases that water is diluted in the sample there is a tendency that the density of the urine changes, suspiciously. If ever you will risk it, try to use warm water if you could get one in a vacuum.

How to pass drug urinalisys with QCarbo

Flush out the toxins. People say that by hydrating it escapes one from being detected with drugs in the system. Since the urine sample will have a light density and concentration this will cause the laboratory to test the sample under a lower level of drug confirmation instead of the standard level.

Be always mindful that even too much water intake before the drug test could lead to failure in the test.

Be guided that this marijuana urine drug test DO NOTS could help you pass the test, ironically.

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276 Comments

  1. dillon
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 7:54 pm |

    Please help, I smoked on wednesday the 10 Aug, I am a frequent smoker(2-4 times per week). My medical exam is on the 26th aug, I have been drinking lots of water and fluids along withmy creatine and excersising often, I have average boidy fat too. Will I pass or fail? Please help!!

  2. admin
    Posted August 11, 2011 at 8:14 pm |

    Hi.
    You nave a little time and it will be hard to pass. I’d recommend to buy a detox drink (like this – http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Blend-Wild-Cherry-flavor_p133/)

    Or if it’s impossible – yo should do next. Healthy food and active lifestyle for a week. Then at August 20 when you’ll wake up – test your first morning piss with a home drug test. If you’ll pass it – you’ll pass your lab test 26th. If no – write me again, I’ll ask you two more question and make a strategy for you

  3. Jack
    Posted August 26, 2011 at 10:00 am |

    Hi there I need some help. I used to be a heavy user and then gave up for 2 months but then had a couple of joints on the 8 august and have giving it up since.I have a test on the 28th of august do u think I will pass ?

  4. roni
    Posted September 14, 2011 at 4:14 am |

    well i took a test over 2 months after my last joint and failed it…i was a heavy smoker almost everyday i didnt take anything because i thought after 30 days i was good nope think again. marajuana can stay in your urine if a heavy smoke 90 days r more… gee i know wheres the hope.. i have a friend who swear by azo tablets at leas 2 days before a test…idk ive never tried it

  5. Shanice
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 9:46 pm |

    I haven’t smoked in months. And 3 days ago i decided to do it(stupid). So today kmart offer me a job but ill probably be getting the urine test week after next..How long should it take my system to get clean??

  6. Cameron
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 12:34 am |

    I smoked for the first time ever in life on 11 Nov. I’m very active, I weigh 145, and i’m 6’0. About how long will it take for it the THC to clear my system. Also, I do have a fast metabolism.

  7. admin
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 7:06 pm |

    Cameron, hi!
    With this conditions – a week if your lifestyli is active and two weeks – if low-active. It’s for urine test, saliva you’ll pass in two days and as for hair – THC stays there for month if not years

  8. Nick
    Posted December 1, 2011 at 9:47 pm |

    Hi admin, I stopped smoking on 8/1. Its been 120 days, at the time I weighed 250. I lost weight, now I’m 210. I have been smoking for the last 7 yrs before. I have a urine test in two eeeks do you think I will pass this? Thankyou for your help.

  9. Nick
    Posted December 1, 2011 at 9:50 pm |

    I forgot to mention I 5.7.

  10. chris
    Posted December 3, 2011 at 9:46 am |

    hi admin, i might possibly have to take a urine test in 9 days i was smoking about a 10 dollar bag of weed a day pretty consistantly for a while. i have been weed free for about a week and a half now i’m 6/4 117 lbs. soaking wet, very thin, very fast metabolism, and eat low fat food like a bird what are my chances for passing the test?

  11. Posted December 8, 2011 at 6:32 pm |

    Hi, Nick!
    In a day before test and in a test day morning eat a good meal with fat products (hamburgers or so) and piss one-two time before providing your sample. You’ll pass

    Chris, hi!
    In a 5-6 hours before test eat some fat meal like hamburgers or so (if test will be in the morning – eat a good supper)/ In the test day 2 hours before test drink some juice and piss several times. You’ll pass.

  12. chad3179
    Posted December 10, 2011 at 5:16 pm |

    Hi Admin. On Nov.19,11 I failed a urine test. I have stopped smoking since then and have until Dec 29 to pass a test. I had smoked heavily for 25 yrs, but have been down to 2 per day 2 weeks per month only for last 4 mos. I am 6`1, 250 lbs. Is it enough time.

  13. willy
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 5:26 pm |

    hi im a 6,2 200lbs male athletic not fat low body fat and i havent smoked in about four days and my drug test in a week and i want to know if there is any at home remedy that will help me and the test is at home so i dont care if my piss is clear or anything just aslong as i pass

  14. deee3
    Posted January 2, 2012 at 2:26 pm |

    i smoke one hit off a bat on November 25 and it is now Jan 3, will I pass a test tomorrow? Im not really a smoker just occassional and a one hitter usually, a little over weight but not obese – will I be ok?

  15. chicken poop
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 12:10 pm |

    So i smoked today (01-06-12) off a bong if it mattters uuuh i need to be clean by 01-25-12 i wiegh 154 and im 5’3 if it matters any suggestions.??! Help me!

  16. Posted January 7, 2012 at 4:12 am |

    hi,um the last time I smoked was two days ago I smoke 2 or 3 times a month.i have been concerned bout takin a drug test which I dnt kno the date it will be because it hasnt passed our law yet in tennessee.i have to pass this test in order to keep food and clothes and dr appointments for my kids.can someone tell me how can I do something,natural at home to get this out of my system before I fail my kids I will be so heart broken.i really think drug testin citizens who is gettin help from the government is wrong and thats black malin invadin our privacy lives that the soldiers fought for.:) somebody please tell me wat to do.thanks

  17. Ria
    Posted January 13, 2012 at 3:24 am |

    i stopped smoking completely oct.31 2011 and today Jan 12 2012 i took a random drug test do u think i passed i was a former heavy smoker 3 to 4 times a week and have stopped completely since do i have a good chance of passing my drug test????

  18. willy
    Posted January 16, 2012 at 7:08 pm |

    ok really ive had my post up there since before xmas when am i going to get an awnser

  19. Ray
    Posted January 17, 2012 at 7:41 am |

    Hello
    I’ve been off pot in the past for 20 yrs then I was around the stuff and well I had some.. Actually I smoked for about 15 days, mainly because I’m 100% disabled from the military and I could not believe how WELL it made me feel!!!
    My pains were NOT as bad at all when I smoked, WoW I could not believe the difference, even the wife noticed a BIG change inundate my attitude for LACK of severe pain..!
    Well now I must do a Urin and Blood test, in about 45 days!!!!!!
    It’s a shame for us that do bennifit from it , that it’s not legal or allowed? I don’t even leave the house very rerley if I do…
    What can I do to be sure it’s not detected?
    I’m on legal drugs two types of narcotics…
    But I take them with DEEP concern and do NOT EVER take more then told…. In fact I take less as to NOT BE STUPID!
    I don’t like narcotics actually I hate taking them as its going to kill my liver!
    I’m not a druggie I just need release of pain, it feels sooooo good not hurting, can anyone relate?
    Well, I really need to know what’s best for the test of blood and Urin ?
    Thank you!
    What must I do????
    Semper Fi!

  20. Mike
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 6:27 am |

    Hi,
    I am a fairly consistent smoker, i have been for the last three years. Lately i haven’t been able to afford to smoke very much lately, a few bowls a week is about my max. I just got a job offer but i have to take a drug test before i can start. I have a fast metabolism, i’m very active, i eat very healthy, and i weight about 135 at 5’10″. Is it possible for me to clean my system out with craploads of water with vinegar, hard exercising, and niacin within a couple days?
    any suggestions?

  21. jp
    Posted January 20, 2012 at 8:35 pm |

    I stopped smoking for 8 months then I recently smoked with other people for 7 days 2 to3 times aday its ben 20 days since i smoked will i pass a drug test for thc Iweigh 230 lbs I dont exercise do to disabilites

  22. Billy
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 6:13 pm |

    Used to be a heavey smoker stoped in August.I smoked 2 blunts dec 10 2011.I haven’t smoke anymore.I’ve been drinking alot of water and statred exicersing Sat Jan 28 2011.Will I pass marijuana test Wednesday?2/1/2011

  23. Max
    Posted February 8, 2012 at 5:18 pm |

    Hey Admin,

    So I just found out ill be having a urine test in early May, it is now February 8th… I have been a pretty consistent smoker the past couple years ( couple to a few times a week) I am 6 ft, 155 lbs and have a really healthy diet. Would you recommend I quit cold turkey now? And do you have any suggestions for the few weeks before the test?

    Thank you!

  24. Posted February 8, 2012 at 5:35 pm |

    Max, hi!
    You shouldn’t stop right now – in fact you have all February to smoke as much as you want.
    I have only one majou recommendation: in a week before test buy home drug test and check your first morning piss. If you’ll pass this tetst – you’ll pass any lab test. If not – in a test day two hours before test itself drink a liter of cranberry juice or green tea and piss several times. You’ll pass.

  25. Zach
    Posted February 13, 2012 at 7:00 pm |

    Hi I believe I will be drug tested this Thursday or Friday for a potential job. I stopped smoking on the 31st of January but b4 then I used a lot everyday and did so all through college (so 4 years) I’m 6 foot 3 but only weigh 170lbs. I have the highest metabolism of anyone I know and I drink more liquids then ppl believe (on the regular not just to flush my system) I drink about a 1/2gallon of milk a day on top of 2 cups of coffee, 5 or 6 bottles of water and then even some soda, then night comes around and I drink 8-12 beers almost daily. (Im not lying) I have been running consistently and eating a lot bettter. Is there any chance I can pass this drug test coming up? I am going to buy a at home drug test but any additional help would be nice

  26. zach
    Posted February 13, 2012 at 7:15 pm |

    forgot to say Hi Admin, that seems to get responses

    Hi Admin

  27. rich
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 9:40 pm |

    I stopped smoking 1-09-12 and have a test tomorrow 2-15-12, I weigh 130 pounds and haven’t been near or touched any pot since do you think I will pass the test? its for probation and doesn’t get sent to a lab.

  28. rich
    Posted February 14, 2012 at 9:41 pm |

    please help admin, I cannot afford to fail my drug test.

  29. james littlejohn
    Posted February 18, 2012 at 1:00 am |

    I took a urine drug screen today, using zydot. Took a home test and passed with a good pink line in the test area. When I went for the test today I thought it was an onsite screening, but they sent it to labcorp. I was wanting to know if that urine that I gave this morning will stay clean if labcorp delays testing the urine. I’m a bit confused about the zydot…it states the effects lasts up to 5hrs, and I was wondering if the urine was clean at the time of the test…will the urine start to breakdown and reveal THC metabolites if the lab didn’t test it until a few days…or if the urine was good will it stay good…I was thinking that the 5hrs was relating to urine that you excrete within the 5hr period

  30. Zach M
    Posted February 21, 2012 at 6:12 pm |

    Admin i need help. Im 16, 5’10 and i weigh 155, I have a drug test tomorrow and i smoked an Oz. over the weekend. Last time i smoked was sunday evening. Ive been drinking very large amounts of water and taking about 500Mgs of Niacin every 4 hours. Will i be able to pass tomorrow with only this 3 day clearance ?

  31. Posted February 21, 2012 at 6:19 pm |

    Zach, stfu. Youll be fine.

  32. Zach M
    Posted February 21, 2012 at 6:28 pm |

    lol This is the new facebook :P Add me haha

  33. Sreneesa
    Posted February 22, 2012 at 5:05 am |

    Good evening Admin. I was a daily smoker, around 2-3 grams per day for around four years. Before that I smoked around a gram or two every few days for years.

    I quit smoking Jan 10th and smoked an 8th feb 1st. I havent smoked since. I will be starting a medical internship, April 16th. Im sure I wont pass due to my heavy smoking and think I need at least 90 days to get it out my system. Any suggestions? If I do take a home test from a drug store will it give me accurate results? Or should I go to a FDA approved lab? Should I exercise often to sweat it out? Drink plenty of cranberry juice? Any suggestions would help. Thank you for your time and have a fantastic evening.

    Located in Orange County, Ca.

  34. Steve
    Posted February 22, 2012 at 4:12 pm |

    I need some advice, i smoked last night 2/21/12 and this morning i was told im going to have to take a blood/urine test sometime in the near future, not too sure when yet though. Ive been smoking a few bowl packs 3-4 times a week. this week i smoked a shit load saturday and sunday and yesterday. im 150 5’11” and have a fast metabolism. Please help!

  35. HELP
    Posted February 27, 2012 at 7:54 pm |

    My husband hasn’t smoked in 3 weeks. He has passed the strip tests for the last two day, yesterday the first one in the morning. He goes in today for his UA, will he pass?

  36. jon
    Posted February 28, 2012 at 1:10 am |

    hi admin, i puffed saturday, 2 days ago…and drank tons of water and ran 2 miles today. im skinny, wheigh 145 pounds. i have a lab test in the next 3 days or so i passed a home test but only cause i chugged green tea before hand, how can i pass the lab test???

  37. Cheryl
    Posted March 3, 2012 at 6:49 am |

    I smoked a few bowls of not so good weed for about a week. The last time I smoked was 3 weeks ago. I weigh 125 lbs and drink a moderate amt of water and coffee every day. I did a urine test today, do you think I will pass.

    “C”

  38. Brad
    Posted March 7, 2012 at 7:55 pm |

    Hey Admin,
    I Had a Drug test this morning for a future job prior to this about a week ago i smoked a Bowl and since then i have drank lots of Canned Apple Juice and plenty of other fluids and yesterday i Drank 92 oz. of Green Tea Do you think i will Be okay and pass the Drug test?

  39. John
    Posted March 8, 2012 at 7:25 am |

    Hello admin,
    I was absolutely clean for 5 years, then I smoked almost every day once a day for 6 months. How long would it take me to pass a urnine test without any sort diuretics? I’m 5’9″ 175# and have been fairly inactive for about the same time I’ve been smoking. (strange, eh?) I’ve started eating healthy and plan to start a intense workout schedule with multivitamins and about 120 ounces of water daily with some cranberry pills. Any advice is welcome and thank you for your time!

  40. jorden
    Posted March 17, 2012 at 7:06 pm |

    Hey I smoked alittle over 2 weeks ago and didn’t before that for like 5 months I have never been I heavy smoker it wasn’t that much but it was over the course of 3 days I’m 5 10 and 225 poynds and I workout everyday during the week I got an interview Monday and a pee test a couple days after that will I pass I drink hella water

  41. chris
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 6:14 pm |

    hey i have a drug test coming up on april 2nd i havent smoked since the 8th of march, and before that i had been clean for a couple months. i weigh 145, have a fast metabolism, and have been drinking a gallon of water a day, to piss as much as i can. also have been drinking cranberry juice, but at the moment am out of that. should i eat less or eat more, because i know thc is stored in fat cells, and do you think ill be able to pass my test

  42. chris
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 6:15 pm |

    also am 5 9 in height, and pretty thin

  43. Susie
    Posted March 27, 2012 at 6:07 pm |

    Hey Admin!!
    Hope you can help–yesterday I took a lab test for a job offer. I used someone’s urine I know is clean. I went to the bathroom at the lab and the urine sample did not fill up to the line…so they told me they would have to throw it away and start over. They gave me three hours where I had to stay in the lobby and then try again when I was ready. In the lobby I drank a TON of water, cranberry tea, and green tea for about an hour. (I was super nervous!) Then I gathered up the balls to pee in the cup. I did fill up to the line this time and they sent the sample off. Right after I left the lab I stopped at Walgreens and bought an at home test and used it when I got home. I did get two lines saying that the test was negative. Here’s the thing, I am so worried about drinking too much water and therefore diluting my sample to where they have to run the 15ng/ml test and not the 50 ng/ml, which is the at home test threshold.

    I smoked about 4-5 times a week, but really cut back the last month and completely stopped only last Thursday thinking I’d be safe using someone’s pee and not mine.

    If I passed the at home test…will I pass the lab test??? Or, will my sample be too diluted?

  44. Posted April 2, 2012 at 6:46 pm |

    Hi admin… I’m probably going to end up getting my friends urine or chugging a whole lot of water and trying the visine trick. No idea when my drug test is but I spent this october and november on a legal medical marijuana farm in California that my friend owns…. needless to say its very doubtful I’ll be clean in time. I’m not a very regular smoker anymore (but I have been several times a day for the past 6 years or so and was even more so in california) but I know my system isn’t clean. I was browsing your site and saw your response about eating fatty foods before the test I was wondering what (biologically) are the benefits of doing so…
    I also just wanted to say that we live in a country with a very oppressive government…. I’ve been browsing sites all morning and there seems to be a shitload of people all ages and backgrounds that are worried about drug testing. Note that cocaine heroin crack ecstacy lsd mushrooms and other such substances are hard to test for (within 5 days on most occasions) while THC is stored in fat cells for up to 3 months in the most extreme of cases.

    LETS GET THOSE PHARMACEUTICAL LOBBYIST BASTARDS OUT OF WASHINGTON AND PROTECT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE… DRUG TESTING IS A SHAM CREATED BY DRUG COMPANIES FOR PROFIT… IT IS A VIOLATION OF PRIVACY RIGHTS PROMISED TO US IN THE U.S. CONSTITUTION AND SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED… EVEN FOR A JOB. (YOUR PERFORMANCE AT THE WORKPLACE SHOULD BE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS NOT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE).

    FREEDOM LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL… IDEAS NEVER DIE.

  45. Posted April 2, 2012 at 6:50 pm |

    Just realized you are not an american website at all you lucky bastards you dont have a government that is selling your soul for a bit of profit more power to ya

  46. Mike A
    Posted April 11, 2012 at 1:43 am |

    Hi Admin,

    I was smoking 3-4 times a week up until beginning of February. Since then smoked maybe 3-4 times total, last time being bout 3 weeks ago. I have lost 18lbs in 7 weeks due to working out 5-6 times a week. I am 5’7″ and weigh 183, do u think I will pass urine test in 2 days?

  47. Big Smoking
    Posted April 11, 2012 at 2:40 am |

    It takes 14 days to get clean. regardless of how much weed you have smoked in the last year or 10 years. It takes 14 days. if you ate a lot of food today or everyday for the last year you will be hungry the next day your body has digested the food. same with the weed. your body has been getting the thc out of your system as well everyday. It will only last 14 days. Drink Apple Juice and or Cranberry Juice.

  48. nick
    Posted April 13, 2012 at 6:49 pm |

    I smoked weed everyday for about 15 years and was using 2-3 grams a day at least. I failed a random drug test at work. Was getting lab tested weekly to get back to work. It took over 45 days to test negative. One week it was 65ng/ml then 4 days later 30ng. 3 days after that it went up to 39ng. Then another 4 days it went back to 30ng. Then 3 days after that i finally tested negative with the cutoff being 20ng/ml. The first test was over 330ng/ml. My question is my next test is in 4 days just to make sure i can pass my return to work ua. Is it possible that thc metabolites can be present still in my fat. And if i sweat alot or excercise in the future can i fail a test. I work outside and summer is approaching. I tested negative but am worried about future tests and if thc can still be released after a negative test.

  49. tom
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 7:23 pm |

    Hi,
    I smoked two hits of a joint when I was drunk by accident. Before that it had been 2 months since I was a daily smoker. The joint was on Thursday. Monday I took an at home 50ng/ml test which came out negative. Wednesday I’m taking a test which will be sent to a lab for a 10 panel test. Will I be okay?

  50. Weed guru
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 11:02 am |

    Tom,

    What is your body weight? This may be a determining factor in whether you pass your test. Did you take more than one home test to make sure you got the correct result? The 10 panel test is simply a test that checks for 10 different substances. You should try to take one or more home tests to reach a more accurate determination of your toxin levels,

  51. nathan boy
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 9:55 am |

    i smoked weed for the first time on 8th or april, we smoked 6 small blunts between 3 people i have a urine test on 23 may will i pass?

  52. Weed guru
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 10:09 am |

    nathan boy

    There probably isn’t enough time elapsed between when you last smoked and when your test will be for your body to get rid of the THC metabolites in your body on its own. We would need some more information from you (i.e. your body weight, medical marijuana? etc ) before we could recommend the right detox product for you. You could try a home test strip from your local pharmacy to check your toxin levels if you are unsure and need to get some detox products to pass your test.

  53. nathan boy
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 11:28 am |

    im about 6foot tall and am 10 and half stone, notmedical marijuana just leaf. thanks

  54. Sarah
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 12:41 pm |

    Dear Admin, the last time I smoked was 9 days ago. It was a blunt. I had been a regular smoker prior to the last occasion. We smoked about a dub a week between three to four ppl. I’m 5’1 & I weigh 95 lbs. I have a drug test on the 16th of this month. It’s for my P.O. I’ve drank 2 shots of vinegar, plenty of water, jogged 2 blocks (no warm-ups prior) and taken 4 AZOs within 4 days time. Do I have the slightest hope of passing? Please help!!

  55. rudy
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 7:37 am |

    hi there admin
    i last smoked a joint two weeks ago and had been smoking pretty heavily for about 6 months whilst travelling… as well as indulging in ketamin, lsd and mdma… and in 3 months i have a drug test, both blood and urine… do you think i’ll be okay… they’ll be testing for everything!!!!!
    i’m 152.4cm tall and about75kg…

  56. Weed guru
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 9:29 am |

    Sarah

    Sarah,

    You most likely still have THC metabolites present in your system. They don’t leave quickly. If you were a long time smoker, it may take several weeks to leave your system after you have stopped smoking completely. Your light body weight works in your favor as it appears you have a fast metabolism. You should try to take a home urine test. You can get one at your local pharmacy. If you are still testing positive then I suggest you take a detox drink http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959/ on the morning on which you need to test clean. This drink will keep you clean for about 3 to 5 hours after you take it. You must also stay away from smoking for at least 4 days prior to the test. This is not a permanent cleanse as the THC will still show in your urine after the drink wears off. Remember to urinate at least 3 to 4 times after you’ve finished the detox drink and before you give your sample to clear your urinary tract of any existing metabolites.

  57. Weed guru
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 10:38 am |

    rudy

    Rudy,
    If you stop smoking now there is a good chance you may be clean in three months. You should exercise to get rid of the THC metabolites quicker. Test yourself regularly and if your test is approaching and you are still testing positive, you may need to use some type of detox product. For a quicker result you may want to use two Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Programs http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65/ to be clean in 20 days or less.

  58. rudy
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 11:09 am |

    cheers weed guru…
    i’m planning to do some pretty heavy training… running and yoga… to help cleanse myself…
    but testing myself sounds like a plan…
    cheers again…
    ps – how do i test myself?

  59. Weed guru
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 11:42 am |

    rudy

    Rudy,
    Check your local pharmacy to see if they have home urine test strips for THC. If not then you can order them online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Single-Panel-Home-Urine-Test-Kit_p111/ or http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95/. Good Luck!

  60. Kyle
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 10:32 pm |

    Ok I smoke alot, possibly a gram a day if not more, and at leaste for about 8 years. I got offered an amazing job that is worth quitting for, today is my first day and I need to be good to go in like a month. What do I need to do to make this happen? Im 6’2 180lbs and not shy with the smoke at all. I currently get about 8hrs of intense cardio daily followed by about an hour or less of lifting weights couple times a week. I have an extremely fast metabolism and passed a saliva test about a year ago with 2 weeks of not smoking.

  61. Kyle
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 10:39 pm |

    Forgot to mention its a urine anaylasis and I drink two to tree monsters a day for about 2 years which has niacin in it not sure if that makes a difference but I hope somone can help please I’ve got to get this job it is a once in a lifetime oppertunity.

  62. Sarah
    Posted May 12, 2012 at 7:45 pm |

    Well as my circumstances stand currently, I’m incapable of obtaining any sort of Detox bc I can’t self-finance and parental approval is out of the question. Are there any sorts of home remedies you could possibly recommend? I’ve heard good word on Vinegar or pickle juice as substitute.. I’m down to a mere 4 days….

  63. Weed guru
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 12:21 pm |

    Kyle,

    If you passed a saliva test about a year ago with 2 weeks of not smoking, you might be good. But make sure to test yourself at home. And also, stop using any toxins until your test day. If would like to speed up the cleansing process you can get a cleansing program that you can use for 7-10 days (http://mbdetox.com/product65/product_info.html ) – will lower your toxins level.

  64. hi there
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 6:35 am |

    somone onec told me to taking 6 to 8 panadols the night before the weed test to cover ti up, I never had to try it but don’t know if it will work for you. I mean try it if tomozer.

  65. Weed guru
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 10:12 am |

    hi there
    Don’t believe everything that you hear. Unless that person is going to take your test for you then you are on your own. Your best defense is a good offense. Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test to see if you are still testing positive. If you are then get a proven method of passing your drug test. A detox drink http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131/ will give you a 3 to 5 hour window to pass a clean sample. The THC is stored in your fat cells and as your body breaks down the fat cells the THC is released into your urine. The detox drinks provide a quick flush to your urinary tract and stop your body from burning fat cells for 3 to 5 hours so no THC metabolites will be released into your sample

  66. concerned
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 10:46 pm |

    Hi there!

    I just got a call back for a job an hr ago. They want me to drug test tomorrow. Im a heavy smoker and did smoke today. What can I do to pass the test tomorrow? Will detox drink work? I’m 5’11 215lbs. Very active . Go to the gym 2-4 times a week . Need help!

  67. Weed guru
    Posted June 12, 2012 at 10:23 am |

    concerned

    For any detox drink to work you should abstain from smoking at least 48 hours before your test for optimum results. You can try to use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/3OZ-Quick-Fix-Synthetic-Urine_P80377/ to pass your test. This would be your best option provided you are not being watched or it isn’t for a Department Of Transportation test or medical exam. Being a heavy smoker it is best to stop 4 days before your test. Try the synthetic urine and good luck.

  68. Jeff
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 4:19 pm |

    I need to pass a ua tomorrow 6/15 I smoked 6/11 how can I pass does azo standard work I saw something about it on the Internet help would be awesome

  69. Weed guru
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 5:04 pm |

    Jeff

    You would need to use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/Quick-Fix-Synthetic-Urine_p32 or a strong detox drink http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99to pass your test because there has not been enough time passed between when you last smoked and your test.

  70. bad choice needs fix
    Posted June 16, 2012 at 2:13 pm |

    Took two to three hits only off a joint and smoked crack last tuesday night about 4 days a go. heaver crack than pot.. Not a pot smoker at all mabe a joint total in hits in the last month off and on. before then nothing ever.. mad party that got way out of hand..Never again. Im drinking massive water / cranberry/Jucies and daily vitiams, detox fruits and vegs.I need to get clean by next monday possible drug test. 5 days clean so far…what are my chances

  71. bad choice needs fix
    Posted June 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm |

    Used pot 5 days ago with crack. Not a pot smoker at all. Few hita over a month to equal about a joint total. heaver crack at a party that got way out of control. Been clean 5 days now, drinkinh massive water / cranberry juices/ vitiamins / and detox foods. Got a possible drug test next monday 9 days from today and a total of 14 days clean…What are my chances of passing or what else can i do ….

  72. Thomas
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 4:34 pm |

    Ok I am 5’9 120 pounds I have 3 days before a drug test. I have a high metabolism and very skinny. I’m active and work and sweat everyday. I have already been clean for 4 days. I bought the strip detox drink an already drank it. I also have been taking regular niacin before work to help sweat even more. I drink a lot of water also. Is there a chance I can pass? If not please give me advice

  73. Weed guru
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 11:07 am |

    Thomas

    Most detox drinks are temporary and will only give you a 3 to 5 hour window to help you pass your test. You should go to your local pharmacy and get a THC urine test strip to see if you are clean. If you are then you have nothing to worry about. If you are still testing positive then you need a detox drink for the day of your test. A very good detox drink would be The Zydot Ultimate Blend http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131. You can also supplement this by using some chewable capsules on test day http://mbdetox.com/QCLEAN-CHEWABLE-EMERGENCY-FLUSH_p25. You should take these two hours before your test and make sure that you urinate at least 3 times before submitting your sample.

  74. Weed guru
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 3:01 pm |

    bad choice needs fix

    Please provide more specific details like:

    How often are you using? need you usage history
    How many times a week?
    How often do you work out?
    Are you active and exercise regularly?
    What kind of test is going to be?
    What is your body weight?

  75. worried shitless
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 10:36 pm |

    I took a drug test 10 days after smoking, but I didn’t smoke much. I’m 5’3″ and about 105lbs. I peed twice before taking my drug test and drank every day before my test and I urinate a lot. I also took an at home drug test afterwords from walgreens and passed it. What are my hances of passing my test for probation? Help!

  76. Weed guru
    Posted June 29, 2012 at 8:37 am |

    worried shitless

    If you took a home test and passed then your chances of passing your official test are very good. There is a standard cutoff level of 50 ng/ ml for THC in most tests. Some tests will have a zero tolerance like for probation, but anything below the 50 ng/ ml can be interpreted as a false positive for marijuana. You light body weight also works in your favor because the THC metabolites are stored in the fat cells and if you don’t have too many fat cells then you can’t store too much THC. It is most likely that you passed your test.

  77. Johnny Boy
    Posted June 29, 2012 at 5:24 pm |

    Hey there Admin,

    Here are the facts:

    I am 6’0″ tall
    165 lbs
    3 hits from a vaporizer 1 week ago, literally nothing before that for months.
    Active Lifestyle
    Drug test is in 4-6 Days away.

    What have you got for me?

  78. Sitha
    Posted June 30, 2012 at 5:41 am |

    So on 5-19-12, Me and two otger friends smoked about 3 dubs. and then the next day we smoked about another 4 dubs. plus two weeks before that we smoked two joints. and then on 5-25-12 we smoked another 4 dubs. And on 7-6-12. On 7-6-12 i have a drug test. im about 5’0 , 115lbs. i rarley smoked but in may i smoked more then usual. i was wondering of its still gonna be in my system and if it is what do i do to pass my test. oh and buying detoxication prducts is out of story. No parental approval or any money to get it with. please help!!!?

  79. Weed guru
    Posted June 30, 2012 at 11:19 am |

    Johnny Boy

    You should be fine. Get testing device and test your self at home. But remember that home test device cut level is 50 ng/ml, and official test might be 15ng/ml. Drink a lot of water, but stop drinking water 24 hours before the test. You can get a detox drinks and use it on the day of the test http://mbdetox.com/Pass-Urine-Drug-Test-Detox-Drinks_c9/

  80. Weed guru
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 1:40 pm |

    Sitha
    You should go to a local pharmacy and buy a home THC urine test strip to see if you are still testing positive. If you are then you probably need a detox drink or you will fail your test. If you can’t use a detox drink then drink a LOT of water on test day. You will still not pass but you will provide a diluted sample which will be inconclusive and they will either fail you or make you take a re-test.

  81. Weed guru
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 1:43 pm |

    Don’t drink too much water on your test day unless you wish to dilute your sample. You can exercise more and that will help you rid yourself of the THC quicker.

  82. Woody
    Posted July 4, 2012 at 12:14 pm |

    To the Administrator or other experienced ganja lovers who have been drug tested more than once:

    I had a great interview yesterday (7/3). The manager said he would make a decision in approximately 2 weeks. He told me that there was a mandatory drug test.
    It’s July 4th and I smoked a quarter of marijuana between 6/26-6/29. Recently, I had a random drug test at my old job and failed. I was not expecting it, which is the reason I purchased the quarter of marijuana. I smoked it in 3 days because I would otherwise keep smoking it.
    Since 6/27, I have been drinking 3 bottles of Perrier everyday along with Canada Dry Green Tea Ginger Ale and 3 beers. I have been running 2 miles every other day and lifting free weights on the alternate days (when I’m not too tired) to help sweat out the toxins.
    I am a very, very tall and trim guy, but I weigh over 200 pounds. I recently purchased 2 bottles of Ready Clean (grape). Should I drink one bottle of Ready Clean prior to the drug test and drink the other maybe a couple days before? I know you said in this article that experts show that detox drinks like this are now being tested for. I don’t want to take too much of a risk, but I know I need something more than water. Is there another detox drink or product that works better than Ready Clean? Or one that’s been working well that the experts do not test for?

    I greatly appreciate your help in advance.

    Sincerely,

    Woody

    Recommendations to other people:

    I have failed prior urine drug tests due to the following reasons: not urinating enough in the morning prior to the drug test and another time for drinking too much water before the test (showed up as a “failed/tampered sample”).
    My suggestion is to try to reschedule the drug test for a later time in the day with your employer and their drug testing company. An easy excuse/fib is that you were planning on having lunch with some family members to celebrate their anniversary, birthday, graduation, etc. By urinating multiple times prior to the drug test, you will have no/less toxins in your body.
    Also, if you are on government scheduled, prescription drugs that you can lay off for a few days (look it up or talk to your shrink; please do not take a medical risk). This will be to your benefit in that if the government scheduled, prescription drugs do not show up, your urine sample will not be passed on to a MRO for further testing. Also, this can hold up the start of your employment due to the need for additional testing time.

  83. Weed guru
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 12:25 pm |

    Woody

    One of the most powerful detox drinks is called Vale Solution 4x.http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 This is designed for people with high toxin levels or people over 200lbs.You must stop smoking at least 48 hours before your test and take this drink. if it just a pre employment test and not for the Department of Transportation, then you can use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 to pass. I am not familiar with Ready Clean so I would hesitate to speak about its effectiveness. You might want to get a home test strip from your local pharmacy and do a test run to see if it will work for you.

  84. Chase
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 11:21 pm |

    I have smoke a couple times in june. to be specific. probably the 4th, 10th, 14th, 16th. I am 17 5’10 and 175 pounds. I do not live the healthiest lifestyle. I have just started to drink a lot of water today and I am still not sure I will pass. My test is tomorrow. What do you think are the chances of me passing? and any tips?

  85. Woody
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 8:40 pm |

    Thanks Weed guru!!!

  86. Weed guru
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 1:08 pm |

    Chase
    With your body weight and less than a month clean you may still be testing positive. You should go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip to see if you are still positive. If you are then you should use a detox drink like a Vale http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 or Ultra Mask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 on your test day to pass your test.

  87. mr_anon
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 10:50 pm |

    hello all. i have been smoking marijuana for the past 12 years. i smoke alot , roughly half ounce to an ounce a day. im 5’9 155 lbs. its always either medical, imported, or hydroponic. i walk about 5 miles a day due to the fact that i like to walk and smoke. not much of a diet at all, but an extremely fast metabolism. although, i do have a kidney dysfunction wich causes toxins to be processed at a much slower rate than normal (vascular birth deffect). i have failed UA’s in the past on probation and i got told that “the levels were off the charts” and i got canned for a bit. now i am looking at a job that may require me to take a UA. how long would it take naturally to be clean versus a detox kit? it took almost 6 months to get to the “passing zone” when i was smoking less and had to clean up on the first incident. any recommendations? or am i pretty much screwed?

  88. Weed guru
    Posted July 11, 2012 at 3:09 pm |

    mr_anon
    Due to your kidney dysfunction then I would not recommend using any detox products as they may have adverse effects on your system. It may take quite a while for you to naturally detox because your toxin levels appear to be extremely high. You smoke a lot of pot. If you don’t think that your UA will be monitored for your employment test then you may want to consider using synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136. This has all of the pH, creatinine and specific gravity levels that they test for, just not the toxins. This may be your best bet.

  89. sirsmokesalot
    Posted July 12, 2012 at 1:13 pm |

    mr weed guru,
    Ive been smoking everday for the past 6 years. probably 2-3 blunts a day… over the past two weeks ive cut back to roughly 1 blunt a day. i have a drug test in 5 days and am pretty nervous….i stopped wed. and test on monday or tuesday…. ive been drinking lots and lots of water and been running every chance i get… im 5’10 and 173lbs… do you think taking niacin over the next two days while continuing running and drinking water and cranberry juice will be enough? please helpppp

  90. Weed guru
    Posted July 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm |

    sirsmokesalot

    Your toxin level is probably extremely high still and you will not be able to pass by just taking niacin with water. You will need to stop smoking immediately and use a VERY strong detox drink like the Vale Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99. THC does not leave your body quickly or willingly. It is stored in the fat cells and you must break down the fat cells to remove it permanently. It could take up to 11 weeks in your case.. You can also use a synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 which would be much more effective as long as you are not being watched or if your test is not medical or for the Department of Transportation,

  91. Joe Burly
    Posted July 12, 2012 at 10:06 pm |

    Weed guru. I smoked every day 4/21-28. Clean for 12 years before that. Took a test on 7/12 at 7:30 am. I think it was my second pee. I drank quite a bit of water, but oddly did not have much pee and it was medium dark.

    245 lbs
    very little exercise since smoking

    What do you think?

  92. Weed guru
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 9:39 am |

    Joe Burly
    I think that you may have passed since you were clean for almost 3 months. The weight may be a factor since the THC is found in the fat cells. You should try to do a home test and see if you pass that. This will give you some indication about your results from the test yesterday. How much water did you drink? You may have even diluted your sample but since the color was dark probably not. Start exercising and this will get the THC out of your system quicker.

  93. Jim Jackson
    Posted July 14, 2012 at 5:38 am |

    Hi last time I smoked was the 13th of june and then stupidly I smoked on friday the 29th june. I have only started smoking this year quite a lot but I am very active and do sports 2/3 times a week. Since the 29th I have stopped smoking again. I have been drinking a lot of water annd my drug test is on the 25th july. I am around 5 ft 9 and weigh 168 pounds.

    Will I pass my test?
    If not what can i do to pass ?

  94. Weed guru
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 11:36 am |

    Jim Jackson
    Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip for THC. If you are still positive then I suggest you stop smoking immediately and use a detox drink on the day you wish to test clean. A good detox drink for you would be the Zydot Ultimate Blend http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131. You can also get some test strips for THC http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 if you want to check yourself periodically. THC doesn’t leave your system quickly but exercise will speed up the process. Keep hydrated and work out regularly and this will help you clean up your system quicker. Don’t work out or drink too much water on the day before or the day of your test as this may affect the results by releasing too many THC metabolites into your system

  95. Jim Jackson
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 3:04 pm |

    I just done a THC home test and my test is in 9 more days the line was negative but faint am I safe?

  96. Weed guru
    Posted July 16, 2012 at 4:28 pm |

    Jim Jackson
    It appears that you are safe. Those home tests are very accurate and carry the same 50 ng/ml cut off levels as pre employment screenings. Do a little exercise in the meantime. this will help you burn fat cells where any remaining metabolites are stored. Also drink plenty of water but no too much on the day before or on your test day as this will dilute your sample.

  97. Jimbo
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 12:19 am |

    Hey weed guru. I smoked 14 days ago and before that literally about 1 time a month. If that. Will i be good for a drug test in the morning?

  98. fred
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 3:01 am |

    hi admin, i have a test on wed and by that time it would be 11 days since i last smoked. before then i was smoking around 2-3 times a week for the past 2-3 months. im 5’9, train intensely almost everyday (5 days a week), i have an ultra fast metabolism and i sweat a lot. will i pass my test?

  99. Jim Jackson
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 3:20 am |

    Okay thank you so much weed guru I really appreciate it :D

  100. Weed guru
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 10:57 am |

    Jimbo

    We need to know your body weight. Go to your local pharmacy and gt a home urine test strip and test yourself

  101. Weed guru
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 11:00 am |

    fred

    Its hard to say. Also, We need to know your body weight and what type of test (urine, hair, blood)? You may want to go to a local pharmacy and get a home test to see if you are clean (urine test).

  102. John
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 10:45 pm |

    I have been a pretty heavy smoker for about a year. Very low quality mids. I’ve got 21 days until my ua with 3 clean so far. Been eating high fiber foods, took a gncs 2 day cleanse. I run every day and im 6’1 and 165 lbs with a high metabolism. Ive been drinking tons of water, and cranberry juice. Will i be ok?

  103. Weed guru
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 1:48 pm |

    John
    It may not completely get out of your system that quickly but keep up with your exercise regimen and it should hasten the process. If you want to get it out of your system even quicker then use the Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 and you may need to use two of these back to back to completely cleanse your system. You may want to get some THC test strips http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to monitor your progress.

  104. Jackie
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 4:41 pm |

    I am 17 only socially smoke. I am 5’3 and about 140 pounds. Last time I smoked was June 29. I now have a drug test this Saturday July 21 it will be around 3 weeks when I take it. Im very active and try to work out everyday which always has me drinking more water. I have to take a test for a job at Walmart. Weed guru could you give me some pointers / advice. I’m really really nervous because I just applied a week ago and thought I would have more time.

  105. Weed guru
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 5:09 pm |

    Jackie
    You may still be testing positive so I would advise that you go to your local pharmacy and get a home THC test strip to see if you are still positive. If you are then you should stop smoking at least 3 days before your test and use a detox drink like a Vale’s http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 or Zydot http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131 and you should be able to pass your test.

  106. J
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 9:17 pm |

    Do you know if taking antibiotics will mess up the effects of a detox drink? My girlfriend just got on antibiotics yesterday, the exact same day she had a drug test. She took them BEFORE taking the detox drink, and now she’s worried that the antibiotics will have ruined the effects of the detox drink. Also, the last time she smoked was about 3 weeks ago, but she only hit a bowl like 3 times the same day. Should she be worried that she failed the drug test since she took antibiotics along with the detox drink?

  107. Weed guru
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 1:10 pm |

    J
    To my knowledge I don’t think that taking antibiotics will have an affect on the detox product that you took.

  108. CharlieBoy
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm |

    Yo, kinda worried here….I was a heavy smoker for 13yrs then stopped on 03/26/2012. Been cleaned since and took a drug test today which the cut off level was at 20 ngl. I tooked 2 home tests and passed each this week which the line was dark. Should I be worried?? I’m a big boy, 6’4, 330lbs, somewhat active. So its been 116 days since I last smoked almost 4 months.

  109. Weed guru
    Posted July 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm |

    CharlieBoy
    It looks good for you to pass. 4 months is about right especially if you are active. The home tests usually have a cut off level of 50 ng/ml so anything below that could be a false positive for something like Motrin or another pain reliever. I think that you are clean.

  110. Kellie
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 8:10 am |

    I am a heavy Smoker.. And I passed 3drugtest.. My bf is going on a drug test and I’m scared he is gonna fail it because then he has to go to rehab for 6months.. And he falied the other tests.. His friend told him if he drinks a lot of vinegar and throw it all up and drink a lot of water he will pass it.. But I am not Sure about that.. I passed mine on a different way cos I’m a girl he can’t do that…

  111. Jode
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 4:18 pm |

    I smoked 7/24/12 and have a drug test on 7/26/12 do you think I will pass? I weigh 106. Also I asked a friend to put some urine in a cup for me but it didn’t get refrigerated right away will it still be good? Ps I do take one a day’s..no body fat..

  112. Weed guru
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 5:08 pm |

    Jode
    There is not enough time for you to get clean and using someone else’s urine is a gamble because human urine breaks down so quickly. You could try to use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 if you can postpone your test and if you know you will not be watched.

  113. Weed guru
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 12:13 pm |

    Kellie

    Please share what you did to pass a test.

  114. Pat
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 1:28 pm |

    Hi, I been smoking for over 15 years but have been clean for a a lil over 2months. Do u think I’ll test clean this week. Im 5’9 185. I hike at least 25 miles a week. I’ve taken a home test kit but they don’t seem very clear

  115. Weed guru
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 2:00 pm |

    Pat
    Clean for over two months and plenty of exercise means you should be clean. Those take home tests are very accurate. What problem do you have with the take home test? Event if the test line is very feint it is still a passing test. If you still have doubts, then you should use a detox drink like the UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959about 2 hours before your test to make sure that you pass. Let me know what kind of problems you have with the home tests, maybe I can help you with that. Look at the directions for the home THC tests http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 and see if this helps any.

  116. jordan
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 10:52 pm |

    Hi , I run 70+ miles a week, have very little body fat weigh (140) Im a competitive distance runner. I usually smoke a bowl a day, but I went on a trip to see some friends in early July and smoked pretty heavily. I live in the south and have been running in 100 degree weather sweating a ton. If I have a drug test in two or three weeks and I stopped smoking today and continued running and hydrating, do you think I will pass? Thanks for your help!! I also take a multi vitamin, fish oil, vitamin C, Calcium, and vitamin E supplements.

  117. Weed guru
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 11:55 am |

    jordan
    Two to three weeks is cutting it close but you may be clean because of the low body fat and strenuous workout schedule. Get a home test strip http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 at your local pharmacy and test yourself about a week from your test date. If you are still testing positive at that time then you should get a detox drink to take the day of your test just to be safe. You shouldn’t need a overly strong drink since your toxin levels should be relatively low so I would suggest getting a Vales solution http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 or UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 to have on standby just in case. Good luck!

  118. jordan
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 4:28 pm |

    Thanks for the advice! I forgot to mention that I am so active that I am an extreme lightweight. Sometimes one hit alone will do me in. Not sure if that factors in how fast it leaves my system? Will try the home drug test. Thanks again.

  119. very worried
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 5:57 pm |

    weed guru,

    i have been clean for over 3 years. on july 28th i took 3 hits from a very small joint of mediocre weed. on august 2nd, i was hit for a random DOT at work. what are my odds? im 6’0″ 200 lbs and fairly active from my job.
    thank you in advance for the reply.

  120. Val
    Posted August 6, 2012 at 3:49 am |

    Hello Weed Guru,

    I might have to take a urine test in about four days. I was a moderate smoker up until Feb 2012 about 2 bowls almost everyday and then quit. I smoked a few blunts Between May 8,2012 and the 10th. I also smoked a bowl or two at the end of may, and another bowl or two mid june.

    Stupidly, I smoked a bowl exactly 3 weeks ago but have abstained since then. The past week I have been taking niacin. I took a pee test first thing this morning and got a faint line for negative. I am 5,5 and 220 pounds. I work out 1-2 times a week and walk a lot. Do you think I will pass? Thanks in advance (:

  121. hayden Marie
    Posted August 6, 2012 at 9:50 am |

    i smoke daily and i smoked for the last time on august 4th. i will be tested august 8th. Im 4 feet ten inches tall and maybe 120 pounds. how do i pass my urine test. please help asap ?!?!?

  122. Weed guru
    Posted August 6, 2012 at 12:33 pm |

    jordan
    Good Luck!!

  123. Weed guru
    Posted August 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm |

    very worried
    Your chances are pretty good to test negative since it was only a small amount but you might want to go to your local pharmacy and take a home test to see if you are positive. It is the time frame that I am concerned about since it was only a short time between smoking and testing.

  124. Weed guru
    Posted August 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm |

    hayden Marie
    You need to use a detox drink on the day you are to be tested. Stop smoking now and use The Zydot Ultimate 24 http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131 about 2 hours before your test and make sure you urinate at least 3 times before you submit your sample.

  125. Weed guru
    Posted August 6, 2012 at 2:26 pm |

    Val
    If you got a faint line on your home test then you should test clean if you stay away from smoking. Keep working out and drink some green tea and keep testing yourself. If you continue to test negative then you should be clean for your test. If you want to be sure then take a detox drink like the Zydot Ultimate 24 http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131about 2 hours before you wish to be clean on your test day and make sure you urinate at least 3 times before you submit your sample.

  126. hayden Marie
    Posted August 6, 2012 at 6:01 pm |

    where can i find a drink like that ?

  127. brian
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 2:34 am |

    hi admin i havnt smoke weed in almost 4 months but took 4 hits off of a bowl last wednesday august 1st 2012 and i mostly eat a healthy lifestyle and was somewhat active but ever since last wedensday i have been running 4 miles a day and eating nothing but absolutely healthy foods as well as going to the gym and lifting wieghts and riding at least 6 miles on a bike i have a drug test on friday august 10th 2012 will i pass the test??

  128. brian
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 2:36 am |

    either admin or weed guru please answer my question asap or anyone that can help if i fail i will go to jail and i DO NOT WANT THAT!

  129. brian
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 12:24 pm |

    also i am 5’4″ and weigh 165lbs

  130. Weed guru
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm |

    brian
    Without knowing your body weight I would say the THC would only stay in your system about two weeks tops. Working out will certainly speed up the process of getting the THC out of your system. Have you taken a home THC urine test yet? You can get one at your local pharmacy and check for yourself. If you are still testing positive then I suggest you use a detox drink on the day you wish to be clean. If you are over 200lbs then I suggest you use the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 and if you are under 200lbs then you could use the regular Vales drink http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 or UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 to give you a 3 to 5 hour window where you will provide a clean sample. Good luck.

  131. Weed guru
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm |

    brian

    What is your body weight?

  132. Weed guru
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 3:27 pm |

    Brian go to your local pharmacy and get a test strip. You may already be clean. If not then get the products I mentioned before and you should be fine.

  133. Jez
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 11:19 pm |

    Hey admin. So im about 250.
    5.9. And its august 8th today and my test is on the 16th so i have a week im a daily smoker. Help would be appreciated great and powerful admin.

  134. Weed guru
    Posted August 9, 2012 at 9:40 am |

    Jez
    Being a heavy smoker and weighing 250lbs you don’t have many options. The best bet for you to pass your test would be to use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 but if you are going to be watched or if your test will be for the Department of Transportation then you can’t use the synthetic. You could use a very strong detox drink with some capsules but you have to stop smoking at least 4 days before your test to have any hope of passing. The strongest detox drink available is called the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 and you should use some Zydot Expellit capsules http://mbdetox.com/EXPELIT-CAPSULES-by-Zydot_P1136336 as well to prevent any metabolites from getting into your sample. The key is to stop smoking at least 4 days before your test and then take the drink and capsules about 2 hours before you give your sample. make sure you urinate at least 3 to 4 times before you give your sample to flush out the metabolites. You may want to get a THC test strip to test your 3rd or 4th urination at home before you go to your test. If you are still testing positive then drink another 8 to 16 ounces of water and urinate a few more time to flush out your urinary tract. Then go give your sample. Good luck!

  135. Mark
    Posted August 9, 2012 at 2:47 pm |

    Hey weed guru,
    I’ve been clean for about 3 months, smoked a joint a day,
    I smoked around 3.5g 4 days ago, and I have a urine test in 2 weeks, how do I pass? Also, I am 6 foot, and 194 poundsThanks :)

  136. Weed guru
    Posted August 9, 2012 at 3:58 pm |

    Mark
    Start working out and it may get out of your system naturally. If you definitely want it out in a week you can remove it with the Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035. Because it is such a small amount it should get out of your system quickly with just the workouts but it may take a week or two. The Stinger 7 Day flushes out even large amounts of toxins out in 14 days. Make sure you get some test strips at your local pharmacy if you go the exercise route to see when you will be clean or if you get the Stinger you can order them online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95. If you don’t like the liquid detox then you can use capsules with the Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65.

  137. OhhNooo
    Posted August 9, 2012 at 7:01 pm |

    Hey Weed Guru ! So i last smoked about a week ago, just a joint of some mids. I have not smoked since then, I have a drug test tomorrow and I took a detox drink tonight and have been drinking plenty of water and cranberry juice. I also take a multi vitamin daily but took 2 today and will take 2 in the morning. Im 5’11 about 255lb How good are my chances at passing ?

  138. Mark
    Posted August 9, 2012 at 8:38 pm |

    Oh wow haha, I thought 3.5g would be like impossible to flush out! Thank you so much :) now there’s hope :P

  139. Rae
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 5:54 am |

    Hi, I haven’t smoked in like a week and I have a drug test like next week, and I’m 5’3 101 lbs and I try to run at least 1 mile everyday, do you think I will be able to pass by then?

  140. Weed guru
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 8:49 am |

    Mark

    Good Luck!!

  141. Scared Smitty
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm |

    Hi Weed guru,

    I’m a small girl (4’10 and 100 pounds) who has smoked regularly for the past year and a half (1-2 bong hits a day). I’m up for a really great job and called to find out if they drug test, they do. I stopped smoking 3 days ago (interview was yesterday) and will have a 2nd interview on Tuesday the 14th. If I get the job and need to take a test I could likely hold off until the 21st or maybe a few days later. That would only be 2 weeks to get clean. I’m very active, working out 4-5 days a week, and eat very healthy on weekdays (although I do indulge on weekends). I also drink a lot of water, probably 10-12 8 oz glasses a day. I’m worried a detox drink would show up on the test so trying to cleanse naturally (green tea, lots of water, increase my cardio). Is there anything else I can do, and what do you think are my chances of passing? I’m so worried as I’ve been unemployed for 3 months and this is the first real opportunity I’ve had. I feel quite stupid for not quitting earlier and am very nervous.

  142. Weed guru
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 3:40 pm |

    OhhNooo

    Sorry for late reply, but week of non smoking is not really enough to pass a test for 225lb. Also, you have to use a Detox drink on the test day, not before.

  143. Weed guru
    Posted August 10, 2012 at 3:43 pm |

    Rae

    Its hard to say. Go get a home urine test from a pharmacy and test yourself. Good backup will be a detox drink https://mbdetox.com/Pass-Urine-Drug-Test-Detox-Drinks_c9/

  144. dj
    Posted August 11, 2012 at 4:15 pm |

    Hey weed guru,

    Stats first, I’ve been a pot smoker for about 5 years with a 8 month gap in-between that smoking anywhere from 1 to 3 grams a week. I am 5ft 6in 190 pounds with a very muscular physic. I get to the gym about 1 or 2 times a week more if I can and every time I soak in the steam room for about 30 min, and I sweat profusely everynight I sleep to the point my pillow is soaked. I’m looking to get a job that requires a drug test. I eat out almost everyday however and my body fat is around 10-14%. How long do you think it’ll take to produce a negative? It’s already been 15 days since I last smoked. It’s a piss test for the oil rigs.

    Thank-you
    Dj

  145. Weed guru
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 9:17 am |

    Scared Smitty

    Try to move test as far as you can. Get more time. You can lower the toxin and remove it with the Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035. If you don’t like the liquid detox then you can use capsules with the Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65. Because you are only 100lb and since you actve it should get out of your system quickly. Make sure you get some test strips to see when you will be clean http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95.

    On the test day you can use a detox drink https://mbdetox.com/Pass-Urine-Drug-Test-Detox-Drinks_c9/

    Products are completely undetectable during tests.

  146. Weed guru
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 11:40 am |

    dj
    Normally it could take anywhere from 11 to 14 weeks to naturally get the THC out of your system after smoking for 5 years. Since you had an 8 month layoff you got it out of your system during that 8 month period so you already have reduced your toxin levels. When was the 8 month period?
    Recently? A few years ago? Working out is the best way to go to reduce your levels quickly and naturally. You should take a home test to see when you will be clean but after only 15 days off you probably still are positive. You can get a home THC urine test at your local pharmacy or purchase them online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95. If you want to take an all natural supplement to speed up the process you can use either the Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 or the Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035 and it will speed up the process.

  147. Someone
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm |

    Hey I really need help, I use to smoke a lot and then I stoped , didn’t smoke for about 6 months, then I smoked about 1 to 2 grams over the course of 3 weeks, I’m now suppose to take a drug test in 3 days , on wendsday like in the afternoon, i last smoked, a grav if helps, last night while drunk , how can I pass? Is there anyway? I’m short but have a great metabolism and need to pass, weight is 123lbs, ima get a test and try the day before I get on my flight home but please help

  148. Weed guru
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 5:33 pm |

    Someone
    Don’t smoke for at least 48 hours and you would need to use a detox drink like a Vale’s detox http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97. You can also use synthetic urine if you are not going to be watched and use it in place of your own unless it is a probation, medical or Department of transportation test.

  149. Cali~Girl777
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 2:13 am |

    Stats: smokes daily for a year, female, 130lbs, 5’5″, doesn’t exercise but not lazy ;) had a random ua for work & failed. THC & amphetamine (I’m prescribed adderall for ADD). My employer recently changed company handbook-drug policy-if u fail, in 6 weeks u must take 3 ua’s & pass (not sure all 3 or final test) to remain employed. I know for a fact 7 employees failed & none have been fired, so far. I tested on 8/8, got results from facity on 8/13. My employer has not addressed me but I know it’s coming. So as of right now, I quit smoking. How to detox fast within 6 weeks?? will adderall effect detox process? Also, I recently found out I have hypothyroidism & prescribed synthroid. Will detoxing effect thyroid?? Need advice quick.

  150. Weed guru
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 10:24 am |

    Cali~Girl777
    A fast detox supplement for you to rid yourself of the THC would be The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65. It should get you clean in just 7 to 10 days if you are a light to moderate smoker and 14 to 20 days if you have been smoking for a long time. You should also test yourself for THC with some test strips http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to check your progress. Get some exercise and drink green tea and cranberry juice for getting rid of the THC quicker. Make sure that you disclose your medication to your employer so that any false positives for amphetamines can be explained.

  151. steve
    Posted August 16, 2012 at 5:20 pm |

    i am 6 foot 180. I smoked regularly for about 6 months and have a drug test coming up. I will have been clean for about 3 and a half week prior to the test. will i be clean? what are my options?

  152. Weed guru
    Posted August 16, 2012 at 5:36 pm |

    steve
    You may still be positive because THC doesn’t leave your system quickly or willingly. It sticks to the fat cells and the heavier you are the more storage area you have and the longer you have been smoking then the more metabolites you have in your system. It can take up to 11 to 14 weeks to clear your system. When is your test?

    You can use a detox drink to give you a 3 to 5 hour window to pass your test. The Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 is one of the strongest detox drinks but you must be clean at least 48 hours before you use it and give your sample. You can also use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 if you don’t think you will be watched or if you don’t have to give a sample for a medical exam, probation or The Department of Transportation.

  153. steve
    Posted August 16, 2012 at 5:45 pm |

    my test will be sometime in the week after labor day. if i used a detox drink, dont some tests show the presence of those in the tests?

  154. Dave
    Posted August 16, 2012 at 9:09 pm |

    Hey I’m 6’2″ 170lbs it’s 8/16/2012 I might be tested(strip test) on 9/5/2012 I have smoke off and on for the pass 2weeks how long will it take to pass?And what should I do/use ?

  155. Weed guru
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 8:55 am |

    steve
    Some detox drink may but the Vale’s is all natural herbs and vitamins and will not show up on the test. If you have that much time you may want to try to permanently get the THC out of your system with The Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035 or The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Programhttp://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65. You can get the THC out of your system in as little as 7 days or it may take 14 days if you have high toxin levels.

  156. Weed guru
    Posted August 17, 2012 at 10:30 am |

    Dave
    You may not be clean in time and you should use a detox drink on your test day to pass your test. At your body weight you may want to use a stronger drink like the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 to provide you with a better chance of passing your test. This is the strongest drink that you can get and you need to stop smoking at least 48 hours before you are going to submit your sample. Exercise is a good way to lower your toxin levels so you may want to start exercising and get a home test strip to see if you can get yourself clean before your test. It can take a few weeks (up to 14) of abstaining from smoking to clear the THC metabolites out of your system but if you want to clear it out quickly you might want to look at The Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035 to remove the THC more rapidly.

  157. Posted August 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm |

    Dear administrator, I have not smoked weed in 10 months and decided to out of dumbness because I have a physical next week. I only smoked about 3 grams on the high end. I eat hearty and have been working. Do yu think I will be good what should I do to pass. I cannot fail this test Thwbk you hope to hear from uou

  158. dj
    Posted August 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm |

    Guru

    The 8 month gap was probably a year and a half ago. So then id say I’ve been smoking for 1.5 years then. It’s now been about 24 days now, and I’ve kept up with working out. So probably another month then I’d say? So in that year and a half I smoked probably 1 to 3 – .2g joints every day.

  159. devin
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 12:40 am |

    Hey admin please help. I smoked about 2 weeks ago I have a drug test in a couple of days. I didn’t smoke much just a couple of hitts once or twice a week. Iv been drinking water. Im 6 foot tall and way 200 pounds and its mostly fat. Lol but iv got my self a test and 3I condoms in case I fail I got my brothers piss. Im not going to test till the day b4 I have to go in. Cuz I had to stell the one I got from walmart. I don’t have money. I ucle pulled some strings to get me this job. And told me not to fuck it up. If I fail this ill be screwed.

  160. Weed guru
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 11:33 am |

    Erica
    Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip and test your urine. If you are still positive then you can use a detox drink on your test day and a good detox drink for you would be UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 or Vale’s http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97. There should be minimal THC metabolites in your system so they may have passed already but you should make sure. You can get test strips online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 also to test yourself to see when you will be clean.

  161. Weed guru
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 12:04 pm |

    devin
    Test yourself now to see where you stand. Make sure your brother’s urine is clean or you may as well use your own and fail. Good Luck!!

  162. josh
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 10:21 am |

    i need help i smoked about maybe 1bowl on the saturday the 11th i think and i have a drug test today ive been running alot and sweating and drinking lots of water im 14 about 135 pounds and 5.5 am i gonna pass?!

  163. Weed guru
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 1:18 pm |

    Josh,

    Its hard to say. You should be fine. Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip to see if you are still testing positive or negative

  164. Him
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:00 pm |

    Hi Weed guru,
    I stopped smoking August 16 and have a urine test Sept 24 giving me 38 days.
    I’m 6′ tall
    178 lbs
    I’m in pretty good shape and exercise pretty regularly. Before I stopped I was smoking about 3 buckets a day or 1g a week for about 2 years. Do you think I can pass a urine test? I’m tripping out.

  165. Weed guru
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 11:56 am |

    Him
    Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip or get one online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to see where you stand. The THC will remain in your system for up to 14 weeks on the high side but since you work out regularly it will leave your system sooner but not much sooner. You can get clean in 10 to 20 days with The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 . It will permanently flush the THC metabolites out of your system. Since the THC metabolites are attached to your fat cells they can only be released by breaking down the fatty tissue. Working out is the best thing to do to steadily decrease the amount of THC in your system but with the time constraints that you are under I would recommend the permanent flushes like The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 or The Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035 to get rid of the THC faster. If you are still testing positive you can just use some detox products on test day like The Vale Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 and Expellit capsules http://mbdetox.com/EXPELIT-CAPSULES-by-Zydot_P1136336to give you a three to five hour window to test clean.

  166. Dee Lyn
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 12:51 pm |

    Last time I smoked was around 4th July in that area I’m kinda skinny nd 5’10 I took a urine drug test yesterday is there any chances I passed

  167. Weed guru
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 4:58 pm |

    Dee Lyn
    Hard to say. We need more information from you. What is your body weight?
    How long had you been smoking before you quit? If you want to have a better idea then go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip to see if you are positive today. If not then there is a good chance that you passed yesterday.

  168. Dee Lyn
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm |

    I’m 136 lbs nd I had quit for like two months then smoke one blunt nd a couple hits out a homemade pipe around the 4th July nd I been clean ever since. So is dat enough info

  169. Weed guru
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 12:54 pm |

    Dat is enough info. I think you should have passed your test. You have a low body weight and there was a very low THC level in your system ans it has been over a month since you last smoked. You should be fine!

  170. Dee Lyn
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 1:07 pm |

    Ok Thankyou

  171. Dee Lyn
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 8:49 pm |

    Ok wat if I didn’t drink alot of water but I did sweat alot because of hot showers will I still be good

  172. nervous
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:45 pm |

    Do you think I will pass…I took a test today and I smoked 1 bowl on Aug 20. The week before I smoked wed-sun and the 4 days before that none. I’ve drank lots of water and coffee. The first 2 days with no smoking my pee was clear almost every time. Think I am good? I am 5′ 6 and 111 pounds

  173. nervous
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 11:47 pm |

    plus I am active and ate light this week

  174. helpme
    Posted August 26, 2012 at 9:46 am |

    I am 5’11 220 lbs a little overwieght
    not that active lifestyle
    I took 2 hits and ate a quarter of a slice of space cake at a coffee shop in amsterdam first time in years
    did this aug 11 and have test on 27 of aug will it be in my system still

  175. helpme
    Posted August 26, 2012 at 9:49 am |

    or should i dilute

  176. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 9:12 am |

    Dee Lyn
    You have to drink a lot of water, since toxins getting out of your system with urine

  177. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 9:15 am |

    nervous

    The only way to check if you clear, go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip or get one online

  178. Jake
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 1:52 pm |

    Hi. So I smoked with a friend about a week and half ago and didn’t smoke anything after. Then Saturday night at a party I cleared a bong. I may have a drug screen coming up for a new job. I am 6’1 185 lbs and am fairly active. How long to be out of my system?

  179. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 1:56 pm |

    Jake

    When is your test? What kind of test?

    Might be out in 2-5 days. Drink a lot of water and test yourself day or 2 before the test

  180. Jake
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 2:01 pm |

    It’s going to be a urine test. And I believe the test in the next couple of weeks. I never really smoke ever and I have been drinking tons of water.

  181. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 2:05 pm |

    helpme

    Might be late already, but you need to test yourself at home. If you positive then yes, might be better to dilute the sample.

  182. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 2:08 pm |

    Jake

    If the test in the next couple of weeks you should be fine. Get home test kit and test your self (you can test yourself even today to see the results for now)

  183. Jake
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 2:12 pm |

    If the test ends up being in a week exactly still think that’d be fine? I’m going to pick up a test tonight.

  184. Jaime
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 12:38 pm |

    I have not smoked in over a year and smoked 1/3 of a blunt last week. I have a drug test today and passed the home drug test yesterday. I’m 5 7 female active and under 140.
    Will I pass the lab test?

  185. Kelvin
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 1:04 pm |

    Hey I use to be a havey smoker smoking everyday. I haven’t smoked in abt a mounth and something weeks I stupidly smoked around three days ago I have a urine test coming up on 9 days frm now would I pass the test what can I do help me PLZ

  186. Seth
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 8:07 am |

    Hi. I’m 5’9, 275 lbs. I was a heavy smoker for years, and have since been arrested and put on probation. I was tested 3 weeks ago after not smoking for about a week. Of course It came up hot. Since then I’ve been tested once a week and have not smoked but the results are still positive. My P.O. says that I should’ve been clean in 10 days even though I was a heavy smoker for so long. I haven’t been smoking at all but I’m afraid that when I go next Friday it will still be in my urine. What can I do?

  187. Weed guru
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 11:55 am |

    Jaime

    You may pass. Get home test device and test yourself

  188. Weed guru
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 2:49 pm |

    Seth
    Your PO needs to do his homework. At your body weight the THC can stay in your system for up to 11 to 14 weeks http://mbdetox.com/detection_time.html because it is trapped in the fat cells. That is just how the body works. It has everything to do with your metabolism. Do some online research and have the fact with you when you go for your nest test.Your levels will be lower but they may not be completely gone. Exercise helps speed up the detox products so start taking 1/2 hour walks and eating less fatty and sugar filled foods. You can start taking detox supplements that will get the THC out of your system quicker. A strong detox regimen would be The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 or The Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035 . At your body weight and history of usage you may need to do 2 consecutive programs. You can also use the Pretox concentrated capsules http://mbdetox.com/PRE-TOX-MASTER-CONCENTRATED-CAPSULES-100-Capsules_p20 or The Master Tea http://mbdetox.com/MASTER-TEA-Original-Flavor_p24. These help break down the fat cells where the THC metabolites are contained. You might also try the Vale’s Solution 4x drink http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 for the test day if you are not completely clean yet.

  189. Weed guru
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 3:03 pm |

    Kelvin
    What is your body weight?
    How often do you work out?

    You probably need a good detox drink to pass a urine test. Being a heavy smoker then you have to use a strong drink like the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99. You may also want to use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 if you won’t be watched or if it isn’t for the Department of Transportation.

  190. anxious
    Posted August 31, 2012 at 7:45 pm |

    Weed Guru….Ive been smoking daily (2-3 blunts) for 7 years now, Im 5’0 and weigh 136lbs. I dont really exercise but I do usually drink just water. I was just accepted into a medical program and they say theyll be drug testing before we go to clinic Oct 1st. I stopped smoking Aug 29th. Do you think i’ll be clean by then? And do you have any suggestions to speed up the process?

  191. concerned
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 5:45 pm |

    Hi,
    I spent the summer biking across the country (typically 8 hours of biking a day) and weight just over 150lbs. I smoked most nights on the trip until the last month, in which I stopped entirely. Since getting back (about 3 weeks) I have been casually working out, mostly going on lots of hikes. How long would you expect weed to show up if I smoked?

  192. cowboy
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 1:27 am |

    i do not smoke pot. i do use hemp products and have friends that smoke that i am around. had a drug test that came back inconclusive. second sample was sent to the lab and came back .97 almost double the cutoff point. what the hell happened. mro said ” i don’t care what products u take and the people you have for friends. you tested positive and that is 2 posible things to give you a positive result. it is your fault for these two possible ways for this drug to enter your system. one is second hand smoke and the other is legal.from what i have read there is no possible way for the levels to be that high unless i smoked a joint just before i got tested

  193. Weed guru
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 9:51 am |

    concerned

    You might be clean already. Get testing devices and test yourself at home, so you will see the results

  194. Weed guru
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 2:42 pm |

    anxious
    With your history of smoking it sounds like you have a high toxin build up and it may take up to 14 weeks for the THC to get out of your system naturally. Exercise helps but it may still take some time. You can speed up the process by using some detox supplements like the Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 or The Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035. As you have been a heavy smoker, it may take two dosages of the products to thoroughly clean you out. These are designed to break down the fat cells where the THC metabolites are stored. With either of these programs it is recommended to stay to a low sugar, low fat diet, keep hydrated and get plenty of exercise. They both come with a money back guarantee. You should also test your urine frequently to see when you will be clean. You can get THC test strips at your local pharmacy or online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95. You don’t have a high body weight so there is a good chance that you may be clean with just one kit. This is the quickest and most efficient way to permanently cleanse your body from THC metabolites.

  195. Weed guru
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 5:34 pm |

    cowboy
    It is probably the hemp products that you ingested. Even though they are legal, they may contain enough THC to make you test positive.

  196. livegirl
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 8:12 pm |

    Hello administrator, my question is it’s been 39 days since I last smoked. I smoke 2x that week and before that I had been clean 2 months I am overweight 252 5’4 I’m slightly active drink lots of water i take b-12 b-6 vitamin c and multi vitamin. Fish oil and cranberry pills daily I have a us on 2 days what’s mymy odds that will make it 41 days clran

  197. 121geoff
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 11:58 pm |

    Dear weed guru/admin/anyone that can help,

    I’m 5’6 160 lbs and sorta active lifestyle. I haven’t smoked in a few months and passed a probation drug test. Yesterday I smoked about a tenth of a gram of bud and I’m worried because my tests are random. Is there anything I can do? How long will it stay in my system? Very worried

  198. Weed guru
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 9:25 am |

    121geoff
    Get out an do some more exercise to get the THC out of your system quicker. If you really want to purge your system quickly of the little THC that may still be in your system then you can use the Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035 to knock out the remaining THC. Get some home THC urine test strips at your local pharmacy or online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to gauge your progress. Good Luck!

  199. Dizz
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 2:24 pm |

    Hey, my friend took the mega cleanse detox drink, followed the directions and took an at home test before the lab test and came up negative. He went to the test and found out they send it off to a lab! Will the urine still be clean, since it’s already out of the body?

    Also, the last time he smoked was around August 23rd, it’s now September 5th. He’s 200+ lbs. hmmmmmm.

  200. Weed guru
    Posted September 5, 2012 at 3:48 pm |

    Dizz
    Home tests are virtually the same cutoff levels as the labs use so there is a good chance that your friend will pass his test even though it was sent off to a lab to be analyzed. I am not familiar with that particular brand of detox drink but it seems that your friend followed the directions properly and it worked. Remember, these detox drinks are designed to only be a temporary fix and your friend still may test positive in the future without any detox drink.

  201. NIKKI
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 1:17 pm |

    Hi I have been an everyday smoker for close to 15 years and smoke about a 1/2 ounce a week. I just stopped smoking yesterday and I am anticipating a court ordered drug test in the next 10 days. I am 5’4 and 150 lbs I need to know the best solution for passing this drug test i am cautious about masking agents and cleansers because I have heard that some labs test for these types of things what is your best advice for my body type and time constraints

  202. Red
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 6:38 pm |

    I smoke every evening, all evening, about an ounce a month. I stopped smoking two weeks ago. I weigh 160, 5’10″. When can I expect to pee clean?

  203. pat
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 7:13 pm |

    My daughter took a urine test for a job. It came back “too clean” She took another a day or so later. It came back “too clean”. The prospective employer said they may pull the offer. Here is the deal. She does not do drugs at all. She drinks so much water each day that there is nothing showing up on the urine test. So, does anyone know what she should avoid or do to get a good test result? I work with nurses and one told me today that she should drink as little as possible in the next few days before the test as anything liquie will flush her system. Never heard of being “too clean” and a job offer rescinded. Can anyone help?

  204. Weed guru
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 11:29 am |

    Red
    You have a high toxin level and it may take 11 to 14 weeks for the THC metabolites to be out of your system. Exercise will speed up the process and drinking cranberry juice and green tea will help. If you need to detox quicker then you need to add supplements to your diet. The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 can clean you out but it may take approximately 20 days using 2 kits. (Each kit has enough capsules for 10 days) or The Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035 (again you will need 2 of these due to your high toxin levels). You should get some home THC urine test strips http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 from our local pharmacy or online to determine when you are clean.

  205. Weed guru
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 11:33 am |

    pat
    They may mean that her sample was diluted. This means that her creatine levels were low because of her drinking too much water. She should cut down on her water intake two to three days before her test to avoid this problem.

  206. Weed guru
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 12:32 pm |

    livegirl

    Good period of time, but its hard to say. Get a home testing device and test your self at home. Also, do not use any toxins until your test. Let us know your results on home test device. so we can see if you need any products. You might need detox drink http://mbdetox.com/Pass-Urine-Drug-Test-Detox-Drinks_c9/ that you will need to use on the test day.

  207. Weed guru
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 12:38 pm |

    NIKKI

    You have a high toxin level and it may take 11 to 14 weeks for the THC metabolites to be out of your system. Exercise will speed up the process and drinking cranberry juice and green tea will help. If you need to detox quicker then you need to add supplements to your diet. The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 can clean you out but it may take approximately 20 days using 2 kits. (Each kit has enough capsules for 10 days) or The Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035 (again you will need 2 of these due to your high toxin levels). 1 7 day kit will lower the toxin level.
    On the test day you will need to use detox drink, since you have only 10 day, and it might be not enough to pass a test.

    You should get some home THC urine test strips http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 from our local pharmacy or online to determine when you are clean.

    Do not use any toxins until your test day. It will be hard to pass a test for you even with a products. Products are not detectable

  208. Phil
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm |

    I’m age 20 5’11″ 180lbs. I am very active I work out and do cardio 5 times per week(even while I was smoking). This summer I smoked 3-4 times a week with friends. I stopped in July for two weeks then smoked some low grade 2 days in a row. I since have stopped and have a drug test tuesday which will be the 37th day Ive been clean. Have I waited long enough? I know it varies person to person

  209. ace
    Posted September 9, 2012 at 3:36 pm |

    i have smoked for years off and on i have smoked a lot in the past month i have been flushing my system with water that has purifying tablets in it and i havent smoked since sat i am 5’6 145 and not very active im not eating that well these days and have a green tea drink for tomorrow morning i have a test at 1 will i be clean i dont have the cash to get a test strip to see if i am dirty

  210. Weed guru
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 10:29 am |

    Phil
    Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip to see where you stand. If you are clean then you are good to go. If you are still testing positive then you will need to use a detox drink to help you pass. Working out is the best thing you can do to detos. By burning the fat cells in your body you knock out the THC at the same time. If you are still positive then i suggest a strong detox drink for you like The UltraMAsk http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 or the Zydot Ultimate 24 blend http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131. These are meant to be use about 2 hours before your test and will give you a 3 to 5 hour window where no THC metabolites will show up in your sample. Just make sure you urinate at least 3 times before you give your sample to flush out any metabolites that may still be in your urinary tract. You should get an extra test strip http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to double check your third sample before you go to your test just to make sure that you have urinated enough times to get rid of any existing metabolites.

  211. Weed guru
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 10:39 am |

    ace
    Water will do very little to flush your system of the THC since the THC metabolites are stored in the fat cells and fat cells are not water soluble. You probably will not pass without the help of a detox drink to block any metabolites from entering into your sample. If you can’t afford a detox drink then by drinking a lot of water on test day you might dilute your sample and they may ask you to retest. You really should consider using a detox drink like UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 to pass your test.

  212. joe
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 5:22 am |

    Hi
    I stopped smokin 15 days agosta due top probation i play flagfootball twice a week will i pasa muy drug test? Wat can i do?

  213. Weed guru
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm |

    joe
    Fifteen days is not long enough for the THC to,leave your system. It can take weeks. Your best bet would be to use a detox drink to pass your test. What is your body weight? The large the person the longer it can take to get the THC out of your system. A good strong drink would be the Vale’s drink http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 or the Zydot Ultimate 24 blend http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131. Take these 2 hours before your test and urinate 3 times and you should be fine for your test.

  214. dj
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 12:15 am |

    Alright here’s the deal im going into the Navy. They hit me with a 30 day drug test Sept 4. i failed 2 samples, next day they test me again i failed. I smoked probably 1 to 2 blunts a day since around the end of may i hot box a blunt the day before which was sept 3. which marked my last time smoking i am very active i run about a mile a day. Right now im on the 7 day premium comprehensive detox which i started on the 10th and im still taking it for this week. The deal they gave me was to be clean by the 17th keep in mind i havent smoked since the 3rd. ive been running and exercising drinking plenty of water ….i am about 5’6 wt 150.. Do you have any more suggestions to passing this test which is critical at this point in my life

  215. Weed guru
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 10:05 am |

    dj
    The Premium 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program is on of the strongest detox kits available. Keep exercising as much as possible. Burning fat cells is key to losing the THC metabolites. You might want to try using a liquid detox as well. This would be the Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035 along with the Premium detox. Unfortunately THC does not go quickly or willingly out of your system. Green tea and cranberry juice and B vitamins will also help. Good Luck!

  216. coco
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 2:33 pm |

    Coco
    I am 136lbs & 5’10” , I was a daily pot user. This job came along that I’ve been waiting for 2 years! The last time I smoked was Sunday, the 9th – it’s only been 5 days. I have 2 weeks before my urine drug test. What are my chances? From what I have been reading here, I need to drink plenty of water (vitamin water?), exercise, sweat, and eat meat. Is that it? I think the only plus I have is the fact that I am very, very skinny. But, I did smoke everyday. Can anyone help me to increase my chances. This job means the world to me! I do not want a quick fix, I am stopping for good! This job is so well worth it.

  217. Lisa
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 12:48 pm |

    Hi. I’m 5’4 250lbs. I smoke everyday but probably only 1/2 a joint if I were to measure it. I take two tiny puffs, then I’m good. 2-3 hours later I do the same. I’d say I do this perhaps 4 times per day.

    I have a pre employment urine test coming up but I don’t know the date. Most likely in the next week. In 2008, I lost my gall bladder and a lot of my pancreatic function, so my body doesn’t absorb very much fat. Most of it goes straight out of me in my feces…I’m on the toilet at least 5 times per day and it looks like an oil slick in the toilet.

    My questions: will my disability to digest fats help get thc out of my system?

    Will the amount of thc I take in make it easier to pass test?

    I have a home test that I’m going to use in a couple of days. Can you recommend agents to pass?

    Do basic test detect these agents?

    Should I get the 7 day cleanse?

    Thanks for any guidance.

  218. Mrs. Doobie
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 9:28 am |

    Been a heavy smoker for the past 25 yrs. 5 to 6 a day.been clean for 76 days, and I failed it again. How much longer before I will test before I test clean? This id driving me nuts.

  219. Weed guru
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 10:00 am |

    Coco

    You will need to help your body to detox. The Premium 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program is on of the strongest detox kits available. Keep exercising as much as possible, drink a lot of water – as much as u can, sweat. Burning fat cells is key to losing the THC metabolites. You might want to try using a liquid detox as well. This would be the Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035 along with the Premium detox. Unfortunately THC does not go quickly or willingly out of your system. Green tea and cranberry juice and B vitamins will also help. You have a good chances. Also, get a testing devices to test your self at home to see the results.

  220. Weed guru
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 10:40 am |

    Lisa

    Its really hard to recommend a product because of your health condition. We do not know how your system will react on the product. Since you are a everyday user and 250 lb, you do not have a time to get clean, since its might take up to 2-3 weeks for you. Also, you never mentioned when you used the last time. The best product for you >> synthetic urine.

  221. Weed guru
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 11:04 am |

    Mrs. Doobie

    What is your body mass? How often do you work out? Are you active and exercise regularly? What detox product are you using? Are you stop taking all harmful beverages like alcohol related products and carbonated drinks?

  222. Matt
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm |

    Please help, i’ve been clean for 18 days straight and prior to that i smoked heavily for a week, before that had 2.5 weeks off it completely. I have to pass a piss test in the next few days (will be random) Just wondering what my chances are to pass. I’ve been drinking lots of fluid (mostly water) and urinating about 5 times a day.

    I’m out on a rig and cannot access things like detox etc

  223. Weed guru
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 2:07 pm |

    Matt

    What is your body mass?

    Its hard to say. Try to go to your local pharmacy and get testing device and test yourself. Also, you can try to get a detox product/detox drink at your local vitamin/dietary supplements shop. It also hard to recommend the product since I’m not sure what product you will be able to find in your country

  224. carlitos
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 10:55 pm |

    i am in the military, i am not a frequent smoker, but 1 month ago / Aug 13, i took 2 puffs of pot… Zero Tolerance for us… i had a medical lab test that had THC in my piss 3weeks after the incident… I am in the hospital… my command was notified… but i did not hear or know how much the level of THC was… military gets “Accidental Exposure/ Contact” at 50ng whatever that is… I HAD TO TAKE ANOTHER SAMPLE LAST WEEK… for the MPs’… I pissed on thursday EXACTLY 1month from the incident… are my levels low enough to pass?

  225. Weed guru
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 12:19 pm |

    carlitos
    If you only smoked a couple of hits a month ago then the THC level should be very minimal and won’t stay in your system very long. The 50ng/ml stands for 50 nanograms per milliliter which is the ratio of THC metabolites to urine sample size. The 50 ng/ml was established because there are substances that can cause a false positive for marijuana like motrin and other pain relievers that would have a lower than 50 ng/ml level. Through exercise and burning fat cells you can reduce your THC levels much quicker. If you can get a home urine test from your local pharmacy then you can test yoursample to see if it is below the 50 ng/ml level and do a little research about false positives for THC and you can have an explanation for the levels of THC in your sample.

  226. Matthew
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 12:23 pm |

    Hey, I quit weed after heavy smoking for 3 months on sept 4. I am going in for an interview on Sept 20. I was not told I would have to drop on the 20th but not sure. I took some tests at home and passed with a faint line 2 days ago but now I test pos whenever my urine is darker yellow. I don’t know about dilution but I need some help here just in case I have to drop soon. Help!!

  227. Weed guru
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 3:49 pm |

    Matthew
    The more water you drink then the lower your creatine levels would be. You may have “passed” with a diluted sample meaning the test may have been inconclusive. Your first urination of the day would be darker and contain more THC metabolites that subsequent urinations throughout the day and this could explain the fluctuating results. Never submit your first urination of the day as it will contain the most metabolites. What is your body weight? This can also be a determining factor in your test results.

  228. Matthew
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 5:00 pm |

    I am 170 lbs and 5 foot 11. I have very low body fat and a decent muscular physique. Note: I drank 2 bottles of water and passed with a faint line 30 minutes after I clearly failed the previous tests. My piss was way more clear the second time but still a little bit yellow. Does this mean that bc I fail when my piss is dark and pass when it is clearer that I am almost clean?? Or does everyone pass when their urine is clear no matter how much they smoked??? I need to make a decision whether or not to take this test soon.

  229. Matthew
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 5:02 pm |

    I also am taking supplements that contain creatine

  230. Weed guru
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 5:23 pm |

    Matthew
    The darker your urine the more toxins it contains. Clear urine is diluted and taking creatine will boost the creatine level but not necessarily stop the THC from showing up. Get some home test strips and keep doing trial tests to see which method works for you and when your best chance of passing will be. Using a detox drink will give you your best option because it flushes out your urinary tract and stops your body from burning fat cells for 3 to 5 hours. The THC metabolites are in the fatty tissue and if your body is not breaking down the fat cells then the THC will not be released into the sample. Stop the guessing game and get a detox drink do a home test and if it works for you then repeat the process on test day. A good detox drink for your body weight and usage level would be UltraMask One Hour Cleanser http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 or Vales Detox drink http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 .

  231. Paul
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 1:45 am |

    Hi,
    I used to smoke 1 -3 times a week. I quit smoking on july 13th bc I was looking for jobs. Unfortunately all these months passed by and I didnt get a job so I was frustrated and then like a lot of others posted here, I shared a blunt with another person exactly 12 days ago. and then I had a single hit 5 days ago. Now all of sudden this job is offered and I have a test on monday( in 4 1/2 days). Whats my chances ? I am 5.8 feet, 166 lbs..decent metabolism, modarate active. I took a home test, it was a very faint negative. Please give me some good advices please

  232. Weed guru
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm |

    Paul
    If you are testing as a faint negative, then you may want to get a detox drink as insurance like UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 or Vale’s http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 to take on the day of your test and it will give you a 3 to 5 hour window where you will not release any THC metabolites into your sample.

  233. Peach
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 12:39 pm |

    Hello, I got high for the first time last night and my friends told me I smoked 3-4 bowls. I still feel like shit, so I’m never smoking again. How long will that much stay in my system or cause me to fail a urine test? I’m 5’5″ and weigh about 200 lbs.

  234. Weed guru
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 1:32 pm |

    PEACH,
    The THC metabolites are stored in the fat cells and the larger the body mass the slower the metabolism and the longer it takes to rid your body of the THC. Exercise is the best method to clear the THC out naturally. By burning fat cells you can release the THC into your urinary tract for expulsion. A mild detox drink such as the Herbal Clean Tea http://mbdetox.com/MASTER-TEA-Original-Flavor_p24 should get you completely detoxed. You should go get a home test strip from you local pharmacy and test yourself.

  235. Blunted
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 1:31 pm |

    I stopped smoking back in May of this year but 3 days ago i smoked a blunt and smoked for about three days. I smoked about 2 a day. I haven’t smoked since tho. I don’t plan on smoking anymore. In the event my job hits me with a random. How long will it take or what should i do to clear my urine?or am i looking at another 30-90 days? : / im 5’5 178-83 and do cardio twice a week. I also urinate a lot naturally. Thanks!

  236. Weed guru
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 5:42 pm |

    Blunted,
    Unfortunately the detox clock does start all over once you smoke again. Diet and exercise along with a guaranteed detox product http://mbdetox.com/Marijuana-Detox_c27/ would be the most effective way to get clean again.

  237. Nick
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 9:15 pm |

    Hi I took a urine test and the line is VERY faint but still there. I test the 26th. And I run every day. Weigh 150. 5’11. Active. I play soccer every day. And the line is there but highly faint. What does it mean

  238. jen
    Posted September 24, 2012 at 12:09 am |

    I just found out I am going to be drug tested. the last time I smoked was September 20 and my test is going to be October 8. I was a frequent smoker smoking atleast one bowl probably 3 times a week. I weigh 120 pounds and am 5’7. i have been taking a bee pollen supplement to speed up my metabolism. I drink probably 4 water bottles a day, even before i knew i was being tested. What else can I do to ensure I pass?

  239. Weed guru
    Posted September 24, 2012 at 8:49 am |

    Matthew

    Well, since you were an everyday smoker your toxin level is pretty high to begin with. It’s good that you’ve quit and …hope… you’re exercising to remove the toxins from your system, but because you started with such a high level it’s likely going to be at least another couple of weeks before you test clean. Test the first urination of the day for accurate results.

    If you failing home test you will fail an official test. Doesn’t really matter what color is your urine. If toxins are there = fail. Most home tests are set to the standard cut-off levels the labs use, but make sure that lab will test you on the same cut-off level as your home test kits.

    If you will drink a lot of water, your sample will be diluted, so they not going to be able to test your sample since there will be a lot of water. Also, you cannot fail your test if your sample is diluted. In such cases they will re-test you in 24-48 hours. Also, consider to get a detox drink if your test will be soon.

  240. Weed guru
    Posted September 24, 2012 at 10:16 am |

    Nick

    even a faint line is passing. The test line will never be as strong as the control line. The faint line indicates that you are under the cutoff level for the particular drug that you are testing for. Keep exercising and the line will become stronger and your levels will go down even more.

  241. Weed guru
    Posted September 24, 2012 at 10:39 am |

    jen
    Get some exercise in and get some home THC urine test strips http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to check your progress. You may need to use a detox drink like UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 or synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 to pass if you are not clean by about two days before your test date.

  242. Chris
    Posted September 24, 2012 at 5:45 pm |

    Hi i haven’t smoked for about 7 month’s. Plus i hardly ever smoke anymore. I think i will have a test coming up in maybe three or 4 day’s. I smoked a little on Sep14. Will i pass the test??

  243. Weed guru
    Posted September 24, 2012 at 6:05 pm |

    Chris

    You should be fine. Just to make sure get testing device and test yourself at home

  244. Tay
    Posted September 24, 2012 at 8:32 pm |

    Hey , I smoked maybe 7 to 8 days ago ( Sept 15 , 2012 ) and possibly might be facing a pre-employment drug test tomorrow but have been drinking water every day . I worked out for maybe an hour last week . I hardly smoke , maybe 1-3 per couple months . I’m 5’8 and weigh between 123 & 125 lbs . what can i do ? i really want this job .

  245. gattaca
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 12:03 pm |

    i’m 6′ and 235lbs. smoked very potent strains for past 2 years… one bowl every night. last smoke was 9/23. UA test date is somewhat flexible, but I cannot wait 11-14 weeks. my job offer is to start as early as 10/1, but i cannot start that soon anyway. my plan is to start 10/15 or 10/22. the test will be conducted at the hospital where i will work.

    my plan is to go hardcore protein and fiber diets. 1 gallon of water or cranberry juice every day. exercise sweat for 1-2 hours per day. also, just bought Premium 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program and the GNC 14-day program. also, bought about 20 home tests strips.

    i’m thinking about starting the Premium 7-day today and starting the 14-day program right after that is over. that would be 20 days of detox kits (assuming 10/15 start date and UA test date).

    do you think i need to dilute or use a detox drink on test day? or am i going to need synthetic? should i double up on detox kits and use the stinger liquid at same time with others i already have? I’m not really comfortable with using a synthetic, and if i did i would practice a half dozen times at home before thinking of trying in a lab environment.
    thanks

  246. Weed guru
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:30 pm |

    Tay
    You need to use a detox drink because 7 or 8 days will not be enough time to clear the THC out of your system. You need to use a drink like Vale’s http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 or Ultramaskhttp://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 or Zydot http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131 because there is likely to be plenty of THC metabolites still in your system. These drinks will give you a 3 to 5 hour window where no THC metabolites will pass into your urine.

  247. Weed guru
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 4:33 pm |

    gattaca
    The Stinger might be a good idea to use with the Premium 7 Day. Do exactly what you have described but you may want to keep on hand a Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 to use on test day if you still are not clean. Remember, don’t do too much exercise on the day before or on test day and don’t overload with water either or you will dilute your sample. You sound like you are covering all bases but test yourself frequently and also test yourself even after you have done the Vale’s and if still positive go with the synthetic as a last resort. Good Luck!

  248. Amber
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 5:01 pm |

    Hi, my boyfriend was a kind of heavy smoker he has not smoked for 31 days now he is about 240 lbs and 5’10 l and walks and sweats a lot, do you think he can pass a 5 panel urine test?

  249. Amber
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm |

    He was smoking medical marijuana

  250. Weed guru
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 5:31 pm |

    Amber

    The THC is stored in the fat cells and he need to break down fat cells in order for the THC to get out of his system.I don’t know if 31 days will be enough time for him to detox on his own without any supplements but keep to a regular workout schedule and he will quicken the pace of his detox. If he want to speed up the process he can use a product called the Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 to rid his body of the THC more rapidly. Since he is a heavy user and over 200 lb he will need to use two of these kits. Get some home test strips http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to see where he is at in your detox progress and if he is close to test day then he will need a detox drink like the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 which is the strongest detox drink available.

    He have to have a documents from his doctor for medical marijuana that may help him on the test day. Also he have to talk with his doctor about his situation and drug test

  251. Weed guru
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 5:55 pm |

    Amber
    240 pounds is kind of a high weight for the THC to clear out quickly. He may not pass. You can do a home test to see if he is still positive. You can get them on line or at your local pharmacy. If he is still testing positive he can either use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 or Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 on test day to pass his test.

  252. Weed guru
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 6:04 pm |

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    Amber
    240 pounds is kind of a high weight for the THC to clear out quickly. He may not pass. You can do a home test http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to see if he is still positive. You can get them on line or at your local pharmacy. If he is still testing positive he can either use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 or Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 on test day to pass his test. With medical marijuana the THC is much higher than regular weed so maybe the Synthetic is the way to go. When is his test? If he has time he an be clean in about 2 weeks with the Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program. He will need to be on this at least 10 days or more. Test regularly.

  253. Famouslyfilthy
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm |

    Hi, I smoked on a weekly basis like every saturday and sunday. About a J a day sometimes two. I found out that I will be having a urine (LAB) test eleven days since I last smoked. I took an at home test and it was negative. Im 6’1″ and about 265. Do you think I can trust the test to be acurate?

  254. Nate
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 8:38 am |

    Dear weed guru,
    I’ve been smoking for about a year and a half now, and now I have to find a job. When i first started smoking i was a light smoker, but about 5 months ago i became a heavy smoker. I’ve recently cut back to only smoking a blunt or 2 every 2-3 days. I play ice hockey so that’s helps me sweat a lot and get exercise but is there anything else (perhaps natural) I can do. I don’t have the funds or am able to have any substances sent to my house as I live with my parents and they would find out. Please help!!! Also I’m a big boy, I weigh 260 and am 5’11

  255. Weed guru
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 9:16 am |

    Famouslyfilthy

    Don’t trust just one sample test. Take 3 tests and see if you pass all three. If so then you can feel safe in passing your test. It is uncommon for someone who is over 200lbs to be clean in just 11 days because the THC metabolites adhere to the fat cells and can stay in the system for weeks. If you work out a lot then this might be a good explanation as you are burning a lot of fat cell in your workout. Make sure you do an accurate testing before you submit your official sample. You can get some test strips at your local pharmacy or online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95. Three should be enough and if you fail then you will need a strong detox drink that is designed for people who are over 200lbs and/or heavy smokers like the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99.

  256. Weed guru
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 11:45 am |

    Nate
    Exercise is the cheapest and most effective way to detox your body from THC. Keep drinking cranberry juice and green tea to keep your urinary tract clear of the daily deposits of THC metabolites. The more you can increase your metabolism the quicker you can be clean. Stay away from sugar and fatty foods to reduce the fat cell count where the THC metabolites are stored. GOOD LUCK!

  257. Famouslyfilthy
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 6:10 pm |

    Thanks weed guru.
    I have now taken three First Check home tests all negative. I took my urine analysis today right after my shift. I have been drinking water like crazy for the past eleven days. The nurse that took my sample asked if I drank alot of water because my sample was pretty much clear with a slight yellow tint. I told her yes she told me that my sample may come back as diluted which if it does I PASS. Do you think a gas test can pick up on things that the First Check didnt?

    Thanks for your insight

  258. Weed guru
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 10:23 am |

    Famouslyfilthy
    If you PASS then they should not have to send your sample out for the gas test. The gas test is a little more sensitive and adheres to a lower cutoff level so if your sample is submitted to that type of testing there is a possibility that THC metabolites may be detected.

  259. fansus
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 2:58 pm |

    hey guys, i used to be a heavy smoker then i quit for two and a half months, nine days ago i took two puffs of weed and im wondering if im clean by now

  260. Weed guru
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm |

    fansus

    You should be good. Get testing device and test yourself.

  261. moonie
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 5:56 am |

    I’m 5’7”, 225lbs and workout and run 6 days per week. I plan to drop 10-15lbs by 11/15. I smoked every day for 4months, quit on 9/12,n smoked again on 9/30. It was just about half a cigarillo with a friend. I have a drug test on 11/25, do you think I will have agooc chance to pass? Thank you I appreciate your help. I also eat healthy and beginning a newdiet to detox gently. For ex, beets, fiber and other foods.

  262. Weed guru
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 9:00 am |

    moonie

    Keep working out but get some home test strips to monitor your THC levels. Once your THC levels fall below 50 ng/ml you will pass. The test strips are just pass / fail. You can get them online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 or at your local pharmacy. If you are still testing positive as your test date approaches then you may need to use a detox drink http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 on test day to pass a urine test. If it is a hair test then detox shampoo http://mbdetox.com/Folli-Kleen-Intense-Hair-Cleanser_p118 applied on test day will help you pass if it is just THC in your hair. Saliva tests can be passed by rinsing with Stinger detoxifying mouthwash http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-s-Detoxifying-Mouthwash_P78848 a few minutes before you are to give your saliva sample.

  263. Bill
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 9:17 pm |

    if you drink tons of water and/or beer everyday and smoke 3-4 tokes, can you stay flushed out continuously for drug tests? It would be nice just not to even worry about it..

  264. Weed guru
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 8:45 am |

    Bill
    Unfortunately that will not work. The THC metabolites are stored in the fat cells and the fatty tissue is not water soluble so the THC will not be flushed out with water. The best defense to keep your toxin levels low is to exercise everyday. By burning fat cells you will release the THC into your urine and expel it from your body. This will keep your levels low but not eliminate them altogether unless you stop smoking. You can always keep a bottle of synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 on hand for those unexpected drug tests.

  265. Help me
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 12:35 pm |

    I used to smoke 2 sometimes 3 times a day for about a month straight, i have not smoked in 2 months, but have been around while people do, will i pass a drug test or what should i do to ensure that i do?

  266. Weed guru
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 12:55 pm |

    Help me

    First you need to test yourself at home (you can get the test device at your local pharmacy). But i think you should be fine, since second hand smoking does not contain high level of the toxin to fail the test

    Let us know the home test results.

  267. Johnny_Boy44
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 7:16 pm |

    i haven’t smoked anything in years. I got drunk on Sept 29th and smoked half a joint that nite. I actually got drunk the following two days as well and didn’t really eat anything over the course of the 3 days. I have a test oct 12th. I exercise regularly. I am 6ft 1, 215 lbs, 20% bf. Will I be okay ? I can’t buy a home test where I am at.

  268. Weed guru
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm |

    Johnny_Boy44

    You will be OK to pass alcohol test as long as you do not drink for 4 days before the test day. With marijuana is is a little more difficult. Even from one-time use it can stay in your body for weeks. We strongly recommend you get a home-testing device – if you cannot get it locally, you can order it online here: http://www.icassp2006.org/do-nots-for-urine-drug-test/#xmlwidget_AmSyAwExATZ=dHlwZT1wcm9kdWN0JndpZGdldD1BbVN5QXdFeEFUWiZpZD01OTMxNjY1MyZjaWQ9NTkzMTY2MTE%3D

    If it turns out that THC is still present in your body, you will need to use a strong detox drink on the test day to ensure that you pass a urine test. http://www.icassp2006.org/do-nots-for-urine-drug-test/#xmlwidget_AmSyAwExATZ=dHlwZT1wcm9kdWN0JndpZGdldD1BbVN5QXdFeEFUWiZpZD01OTMxNjY4NSZjaWQ9NTkzMTY2MTQ%3D

  269. Johnny_Boy44
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 2:11 pm |

    I highly doubt any of your products can reach northern Canada by mail in three days. Monday is a holiday here. Are there any other recommendations? Is there really a huge chance I could fail 14 days after smoking a few puffs, we no previous use?

  270. BobbyD
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 7:48 pm |

    Jonny Boy-

    I’m in the exact same scenario as you are. Same body fat, same number of days since I smoked a couple hits off a J. I took a home test today and it came up negative, but I’m still a bit worried. Will you post after you take your test? I’m freakin out. I have a six figure job potentially on the line here. I have some leeway with the test, but still a little uneasy.

  271. Weed guru
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 12:25 pm |

    Johnny_Boy44
    Go to your local pharmacy to see if they sell home urine THC test strips and take a home test. If you are positive then you will need a strong detox drink. Shipping to Canada usually take 5 business days. Vale http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 , Zydot http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131 or UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 are the best detox drinks for your needs so if you can find them locally then use them on test day. If not then try to postpone your test and order soon to get the products to you quickly.

  272. Weed guru
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 12:29 pm |

    Johnny_Boy44

    International shipping cost takes about 5-7 business days, depends on Customs clearance processing.
    We gave you best info about your situation, and what you can do.
    The another option to reschedule your test if possible and get the testing device and/or product.
    Its hard to say you will pass or not, since we… and you do not know toxin level in your body. Since you in different country its harder for you to get the products or plan your detoxification.

  273. Weed guru
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 3:30 pm |

    BobbyD
    Just like no two people are exactly alike, their metabolic rates may differ as well. Genetics, their exercise routine and even the type and grade of marijuana consumed may all be determining factors in how quickly the THC can be expelled from your system. The cutoff levels may vary with each testing facility and can vary based on a 50 ng/ ml, 30 ng/ml, 15 ng/ml or 0 ng/ml tolerance level depending upon the situation.(e.g. Probation =
    0 ng/ml tolerance level, very sensitive jobs may also require a 0 ng/ml tolerance level or 15 ng/ml tolerance level) The time of day that a sample is tested can also skew the results as the THC levels may fluctuate throughout the course of the day and be at its highest level with the first urination of the day. One home test does not a complete picture paint. Some countries have different cutoff levels for the same substance. The accepted tolerance level for THC in the urine is 50 ng/ml in the United States but may be lower in other countries. The most important part of taking a urine drug screen test is to not go in blindly but to have some sort of plan and prepare to know where you stand BEFORE you submit your sample. The length of time to naturally detox can vary between people for so many different reasons. With any type of drug testing the rule is not one size fits all.

  274. Johnny_Boy44
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 8:01 pm |

    Bobby D- I talked to a nurse practitioner that is a friend of mine (essential a doctor that can’t write narc scripts) and she said if thats all i had with no previous use, there is no way I will test positive. Thats definatley a relief but I guess I won’t know for sure until its done.

  275. Johnny_Boy44
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 7:35 pm |

    Bobby D – test was good all negative.

  276. moonie
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 4:12 pm |

    In case anyone had a similar situation to mine, I tested my self and passed on 11/3 with what I mentioned in previous post. Thanks guru.

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