Manipulating the result of a drug test was easy when it was newly introduced to the world for public use in schools, offices and also at homes. Today, this idea is impossible due to advancements in technology.
Although these tests are now designed to be unbeatable, there are still some ways to give you a better chance of passing the test to avoid major consequences. There are many ways to improve your chances of passing a test for marijuana. Natural and artificial methods can be used to decrease marijuana byproducts or THC in your bloodstream. These methods require time and preparation to take effect.
Drug tests for marijuana is done usually with urine testing, but if there are instances like accidents or roadside drug and alcohol testing, which require non-invasive procedures, saliva or hair drug testing may be used. As said before, urine testing will be the most common way to be tested for marijuana use thus you must know how urine testing goes. First of all, never make excuses when ordered to take the test, this will only make you look suspicious and guilty. When ordered to do so, schedule the test on a time that you think you would have the least amount of marijuana toxins in your body. Marijuana can stay in your system for up to 3 months depending on frequency and potency of drug use.
Another tip is don’t try diluting your urine sample with water or any liquid whatsoever to try and change the concentration of your urine specimen since this is not 100% reliable especially for chronic heavy users. Although the substitution technique is possible, it is also risky since the person is asked to undress beforehand and may be observed at all times during the urine sampling. It is also advisable that you request the urine sample to be taken during the afternoon since urine concentrations are at their highest during the morning, collect also the midstream of your urine so that the urine concentration is no too high and not too low. These are some of the basic stuff you need to know in order to beat a drug test, mastering it will take time.
46 Comments
i have been using dagga for almost 12 years and now is my 6th day without smoking. i’m going for a drug test on 7th day and dont knw what the resuld wii be. may you tip me?
Hi, Sammy.
To pass a test by yourself you’ll need two or eveb three month without doing drugs. The only way to pass it now is to substitute your urine with synthetic one
hey is I use pee from a toilet like pick it up from the toilet not my pee it would work?
can i take the “ultimate gold” detox drink while pregnant
If I have a drug test March 1st and I stop smoking today, February 8th, and I drink cranberry juice, the thing with vinegar and water, and drink water from this day out, would there be any strong traces?
So i got caught smoking and the last time i smoked was about 3 days ago and i took Qcarbo20 the day after i stopped smoking. I smoked for about 3 weeks (about a blunt a day) and i have a drug test in 2 weeks. I’m going to work out this whole week to try 2 sweat out the marijuana and i’ve been drinking A LOT of water. I’m 95lbs and 5ft tall. I dont know what else to do to pass the test and im freaking out! Please help!!
dont worry just take same water pills
I stop smoking for a year. then started up in July of 2011 about everyday scene Jan 18th 2012.. its now Feb 17 will i be ok with passing a urine test? And how much longer should I wait on doing hair drug test?
ur all fucked
if i smoked a few joints on the first of the month and i test on the 6th of next month is their a chance that i will have a clean test
Robert
Please provide more specific details like:
How often are you using? or used before?
How many times a week?
What kind of test is going to be?
What is your body weight?
How often do you work out?
Are you active and exercise regularly?
Are you still smoking? , etc.
Admin,
I started smoking 3 years ago but have taken breaks within those 3 years, I was clean from Jan-March this year and have been smoking since March 8th, I stopped smoking today because i found out I have a drug test for a job on August 20th. These next 3 weeks I will be working in a store where I do heavy lifting and manual labor the whole day. Do you think I will pass with taking vitamins and keeping hydrated?
btw: I smoked 2-5 times a week of some very very dank bud.
James
What is your body weight? The THC is stored in the fat cells and you need to break down fat cells in order for the THC to get out of your system.I don’t know if 24 days will be enough time for you to detox on your own without any supplements but keep to a regular workout schedule and you will quicken the pace of your detox. If you want to speed up the process you can use a product called the Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 to rid your body of the THC more rapidly. If you are a heavy user you will need to use two of these kits and if you are over 200lbs you will need two kits as well. Get some home test strips http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to see where you are at in your detox progress and if you are close to test day then you will need a detox drink like the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 which is the strongest detox drink available.
I am 6’1″ 185-190 lbs.
James
Get some THC test strips and keep checking your levels as you are working and if you are still testing positive a few days before your test then get the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 and use it 2 hours before your test/
i am 130 pounds and smoke 4gs of dank a day. i cannot gain weight i have a fast metabolism and i have a urine test in 10 days. i purchased a nutritionworks acai berry detox blend and im gonna start detoxing today anyone think i can pass? im going to work out and sit in a hot ass car so i can sweat i will post my result
johhny1nutt
Do yourself a favor and take a home urine THC test before you subject yourself to heat exhaustion. This will give you a better gauge on your situation. You can find them in your local pharmacy or get them online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95. Start working out. Increasing your metabolism is different than sweating it out. If you want to speed up the process try to use The Stinger 7 day Detox and it should be out of your system in less than a week. If you have a test before you are completely clean then use a detox drink like UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 on the day you wish to be clean.
Hi im about 6 ft 3 210 lbs with an average metabolism. I didnt smoke anything for about 9 months then went on vacation and smoked daily 2-3 per day for about 14 days. I then worked out and ran for three days using multiple layers of clothing to sweat. I eat very healthy only drinking water / skim milk with almost no fat intake. My test was five days after smoking and I drank alot of water about 6 hours before the test. I had to use the bathroom every twenty minutes and was pissing straight water. Diluted samples are not a problem I just want to know my chances of passing. Thank you guru
jack
You probably diluted your sample enough to give an inconclusive result. The only concern I have is thatyou took your test only five days after a heavy smoking binge. The toxin levels may have been high. Try to duplicate your water intake and do a home test to see if the dilution tactic worked and you may find your answer. Good Luck!
ok weed guru please help, i am 6 foot tall and 187 pounds, i workout everyday and i smoked like 15 days ago about 2 grams with a buddy of mine, i drink a lot of water but i get randomly drug tested and i ve been smoking occasionally for 2-3 years now but i think im screwed and plus my buddies got bud again and i never turn down getting smoked but i am very afraid and im in a tight situtation
tim
If you succumb to peer pressure that easily then you might want to consider having some synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 on hand for you random tests. As long as you will not be watched or it isn’t a medical test or a test for The Department of Transportation, you should be fine with using the synthetic. If you want to get the THC out of your system for good you can use a permanent detox supplement like The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65. This will get you clean but you may have to use 2 of these consecutively due to your body weight and the length of time you have been smoking. This will definitely lower your toxin levels so that when you smoke again you can use a detox drink like Zydot Ultimate 24 http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131to give you a 3 to 5 hour window where no THC will show up in your system.
i smoked weed daily. I stopped cold turkey 10 days ago. I am 5’10′ and weigh 125 lbs, not much body fat at all. I need to take a pre-employment test next week (about another 8 days). So total of 18 days clean. My plan is to cardio exercise daily, take 2 teaspoons of creatine powder daily, multi-vitamin daily, eat red meat. TWO days before the test, stop exercising. The morning of the test , drink as much gatorade as i possibly can & load up on the multi-vitamins. A friend gave me this method. DO YOU THINK THIS WOULD WORK? HELP ME please? I only have 1 week.
joe
Not many of the home remedies work. Your best defense would be to just get a good detox drink. Your low body weight and the fact that you stopprd smoking 10 days age means that your toxin levels would be low. The UltraMask One Hour Cleanser http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 would work for you and put your mind at ease. If you think your way will work then go to a pharmacy and get a home THC urine test strip and do a trial run. If it works then go for it but at least you’ll know. My suggestion is to go with a proven method.
I smoke bud all day every day (at least 3-5 blunts per day sometimes more) I haven’t smoked since Sept19 and have to take a drug test Sept 25 tomorrow I’m not sure if it’s urine or saliva what van I do to pass HELP PLEASE!! Thanx.
robin
What is your body weight?
This will determine the type of detox drink that you will need. Your best bet would be to use the strongest drink available called Vales Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 or synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/3OZ-Quick-Fix-Synthetic-Urine_P80377 . For a saliva test you will need a detox mouthwash like Stinger http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-s-Detoxifying-Mouthwash_P78848 or Ultrawash http://mbdetox.com/Ultra-Wash-Toxin-cleansing-mouthwash_p119. You will take the drink about 2 hours before your test and the mouthwash about 5 minutes before your test. Your urine will be clean for 3 to 5 hours and your saliva will be clean for up to 40 minutes with these products. Because you were a heavy smoker the THC can stay in your system for up to 14 weeks depending upon your body weight and metabolism.
I have smoked at night regularly for months,I am 5’11 164lbs &haven’t had any since Sept 11th but was smoking High grade as you can get.Can you please give me advice.
Owen
It could take you several weeks, maybe up to 11 weeks to detox. If you have a test coming up you may want to use a permanent cleanser like the Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65. Since you smoked high grade weed and you smoked it regularly you may need to use the Premium Detox for two weeks to clear out all of the THC metabolites. You should get some THC urine test strips http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to determine when you are clean. If you just need to pass a urine test then you will need to stop smoking for 2 to 3 days before your test and use a strong detox drink like Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 on your test day to give you a 3 to 5 hour window where you will test clean.
I smoked weed on the regular threw out the entire summer. I quit smoking, on August 26th then smoked once more September 7th. And I haven’t smoked weed since then. But i’ve been smoking cigarattes. I have a drug test coming up in three days. I weigh 130 & I am 5’4. I really haven’t been doing anything to detox it out of my system. I was going to use my sisters urine because she doesnt smoke then mix it with my urine on the day of the test so that it can be warm. Will it be possible for me to pass the test?
Aliyah
1. You might be clean. Get testing device and test yourself.
2. If you failing test device just get detox drink and use it on the test day
3. If you will add your urine you will add toxins to clean urine (if you have toxins in your system) and you will fail.
4. If you will add your urine the temperature will be lower that should be and you will fail on the 1st step of testing. So mixing will not work for you.
Aliyah
Your urine will contain metabolites from the THC and you will fail. You are better off using synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p120 if you are going to use different urine. You can take a strong detox drink before and use your own urine to pass. Vale Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 is the strongest you can use.
how bout if i drink water and prune juice will that work? I have my drug test on Saturday. Would it matter if they find like a little weed in my system? (Just incase its not fully out)
I have a drug test tomorrow 10/01…I have not smoked for 7 weeks this past Saturday (09/29)…I used to smoke on average 5 times week but only 2-3 hits a day. I am 5’5″ and weigh 210lbs…I have done the home test and just today got a VERY weak/faint negative reading. I bought some Strip NC Extra Strength to take on the day I test just to be safe, will this Strip NC show on the test? Thank you.
Archer
If you have a weak/faint line – you passed. But at the same time you close to fail. If you used detox drink on the test, drink should help you to pass it with no problem.
I am 5’9 and way 200 pounds, average metabolism and work doing lawn care five days a week. I take U/A for probation and have past the first 2 (1 a month). now I have a drug test in 12 hours and I haven’t smoked in those 2months that I passed. I smoked 3 hits (light ones) out of pipe Sat…and drug test is Tuesday. I have been Using 14 day detox and it helped on the first 2 but not sure about this one…will I pass. I am light smoker and only take a hit or two once a month
arnette perryman
You should be fine. If you have to pass a test for probation remember 1 – you can always test yourself at home. 2 – you always can use a detox drink. 3 – you always should have home tests and detox drinks at home for emergency. Test yourself you will see the results.
Weed Guru, Good news, The 10 day whole body cleanse worked for me…as well as reading your post and staying clean for 48 hours. I drank alot of water and some cranberry juice as well. I was really freaked out because I was not sure. LOL! Also, Im a hefty guy so that had me concerned as well! If anybody can use this advise please do so. I used Enzmatic Whole body cleanse…to the letter! You must follow instructions faithfully. You can use only for times a year because of the laxitive in it. Anymore than that and you might have bowel problems. Thank U for the encouragement and for answering me. I have become a dedicated follower of yours and will continue to let you know how probation and progress is working for me. One last thing…I am on the Color Coding system for probation so I can’t just celebrate like I want but I have to take one toke just because I’m happy!! Thanks again…
arnette perryman
Thank you for sharing.
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I’m 6’1 170 and I smoke bout 3xs a day all exotic..but I stopped around the 12 of Sept and smoked a L on the 21st but I haven’t smoked since and I been drinking a lot of water and cranberry juice since the 12th..I take my drug test in a couple days what my chances on passing. It’s a piss test
sour dis
THC can stay in your system for up to 11 to 14 weeks depending upon factors such as body weight, history of use and even the grade of marijuana. Smoking three times a day will leave you with high toxin levels. You should get a home THC test strip http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to see where your levels are and if you will pass a home test. If you pass your home test you should be fine. If you are still positive then you will need a strong detox drink / pill combination to use on your test day because it is likely you have a high toxin level due to the high grade weed that you are smoking. The Zydot Ultimate 24 Detox drink http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131 is a very strong drink and is suited for people with high toxin levels. Along with the Zydot Detox drink you should use the Zydot Expelit Capsules http://mbdetox.com/EXPELIT-CAPSULES-by-Zydot_P1136336 to give your urinary tract a complete flush on test day. This combination will provide you with the most effective method of passing your urine drug test. You must urinate at least three times before you test your sample at home on test day. Once you are testing negative on your home test then you should go right to the testing facility and submit your sample within 3 to 5 hours. Good luck!
I have to take a drug test later today. I smoked on the 29th of sept. Prior to that, I had not smoked in over 2 months and am not a freq smoker. I workout at least 3 days a week ans eat healthy, always. Someone help ASAP, do you have any suggestions or do you think I will pass?!
tiff
What is you body weight? You should be fine. Go to the local pharmacy and get testing device and test yourself at home.
Weed Guru,
I weigh between 132 and 135 last time I checked. I just bought an at home test, it did show up negative. But how similar is the at home test to the testing they do at the labs, do you know?
have not smoked for years. took a few hits sat eve, and wondering the odds of passing a urine test in 3-5 days?
Thanks
Grumpy (yeah, I should smoke more…Iknow)
Grumpy
You should be fine. If you want to be sure get home testing device and test yourself at home
Rarely somke. 6 foot 255 lbs. took 3 hits off a blunt a week ago 2 hits 2 weeks before that.. will i pass or fail a hair test in 5 days ? Thanks.
smallie biggs
Dear smallie biggs,
Even if you just smoked a little there still may be traces of THC in your hair that will be detected. If you want to provide a clean sample then you will need to use a detox shampoo like Follikleen Intense Hair Cleanser http://mbdetox.com/Folli-Kleen-Intense-Hair-Cleanser_p118
Make sure you use some on your body hair because some labs may take underarm or chest hair if the hair on your head is less than an inch and a half.
If it was some other substance than THC you may need to use Zydot Ultra Clean Shampoo and Conditioner http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultra-Clean-Shampoo-and-Conditioner_p96. I hope this answers yiour question.