Pass urine drug test one day

Urine drugs can be detected in varying amounts and period of time, for instance marijuana can be detected in urine just 3-10 days after use while heavy chronic users may find the same drugs detected for as much as 4-6 weeks after usage, if you want to pass drug test in one day, you will have to determine for how long you have been using the drugs and how easy or difficult your detoxification may take.
Pass a Urine Drug Test
He best possible way to pass urine drug test one day is to wash yourself several hours before you go for the test, water and vinegar as a matter of fact can help you cleanse your blood and urine over-night so you can keep going to the toilet even till the following morning.

Most detoxifying agents are diuretic in nature, however there are weak and strong diuretics and the one you use for detoxifying your system will determine how well you pass the drug test. Be careful of some drugs such as over-the-counter pills like phenylpropanolamine which are diuretic in nature but will make you test positive to some amphetamine. Cranberry juice, beer tinctures and coffee are weak diuretics which you are advised not to use to pass urine drug test, if you aim to pass urine drug test one day with weak diuretics, you should start as soon as possible because it will take longer periods of time to get such agents out of your system.
Pass a Drug Test HomemadeUrine seems to be very dirty early in the morning, thus it can be ideal to use a cleansing agent over night and then urinate as much as 2-3 times to get the residue out of your system. Diuretic Lasix is one strong diuretic you can use to pass urine drug test one day , taking 80 milligrams of this diuretic can actually help you pass out as much urine as possible by the time you wake up and you should only use this diuretic agent with lots of water intake , and then you can pass the test effectively

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254 Comments

  1. nay
    Posted November 17, 2011 at 9:06 pm |

    im 118 lbs 5ft 6in tall n im 28 years old i was wonderin how much lasix i should take i have a a generic lasix called furosemide 10mg/ml oral soln 60ml is what the pharmacy label says. it was my son script! i have a test tomorrow afternoon for a job. today ive already been drinkin alot water. so i was wondering what amount i should take.

  2. admin
    Posted November 18, 2011 at 3:16 pm |

    You’ll need not only furocemide but also vitamin B pills (it’ll paint your diluted urine yellow).

    In a test day morning, in 3-4 hours before test drink a liter of some juice with 60 mg of furocemide and piss as much as you can (and believe me, you will!).In an hour after in take 2-3 vitamin B pills and go provide the sample.
    If you’ll write me when have you smoked last time and how much do you smoke at all I think I can give you more accurate recommendation

  3. Jay
    Posted November 19, 2011 at 12:48 am |

    is it possible to pass urine test for opiods like vics with the same way for pot.

  4. Bri
    Posted November 19, 2011 at 2:47 am |

    I only have three days, I smoke quite a bit … I’m 5’6 130 idk what to do . Help please ???

  5. Posted November 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm |

    Jay, hi!
    No, there are different detox methods for THC and opiates. You should know at first that opiates (vicodin) can be detected in body for a 6 days maximum so if you take 1-2 pills you can pass urine test in a 2-3 days.
    If you need to detox faster – you should know that unlike THC, opiates are water-soluble so you can just wash it out of your body. Water-drinking method (drink a lot of water, better soda) doesen’t work for THS but it’ll work for opiater. Just be careful, drink no more then 4 liter per day or you can get water poisoning.
    Or you can use a special opiates detox like this one: http://mbdetox.com/FAST-Opiate-HER-MOR-DETOX-KIT-for-people-under-200-lb_p124/

  6. Posted November 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm |

    Hi, Bri!
    I you really smoke a bit then you can use same method as Nay:
    “In a test day morning, in 3-4 hours before test drink a liter of some juice with 60 mg of furocemide and piss as much as you can (and believe me, you will!).In an hour after in take 2-3 vitamin B pills and go provide the sample.”

  7. gemma
    Posted November 26, 2011 at 5:44 pm |

    i smoked about a week ago and i have a test today what last minute things can i do?

  8. Amber
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 6:09 pm |

    I last smoked on Tuesday November 22nd, I am a heavy user (like 2-3 blunts a day) I am 5’10″ and have to take a urine test tomorrow monday November 28. I have been exercising up until 48 hrs prior to test, i have been eating healthy (no grease, no fat, no acidic juices, caffeine, soda) atleast 64 ounces of water every day, and I bought PURE FLUSH capsules to take tomorrow prior to my test. How good are my odds?? PLEASE HELP ME!!

  9. Lori
    Posted November 27, 2011 at 6:13 pm |

    Can the lab tell if the urine sample you gave them is from a 5 year old boy if you are an adult woman?? Just wondering

  10. Mark
    Posted November 29, 2011 at 2:39 am |

    I am 5’10 160 lb heavy smoker. I have not smoked for 5 weeks and used a cleansing agent plus strict diet for the first 1.5 weeks. I passed my first test (week 4) but was recommended for retesting due to a dilute specimen (8.3 creatine level and gravity of 1.002) . I took the test 2 more times without diluting and both came back positive. Is there something I can do to fix my levels. I do not have a script for the diuretic mentioned in this article.

  11. Jhay- R
    Posted November 29, 2011 at 1:07 pm |

    hi been smokin heavily 4 d last 2 yrs and redused my weed intake last week and been sober 4 d last couple of days. i will have my medical exam i guess by next week. been drinkin a lot of fresh milk everyday. u think it can help me pass my urine exam? tnx a lot u response will b a lot of help for me..

  12. John
    Posted December 1, 2011 at 2:11 pm |

    hey im a daily smoker and have a urine test in 1 or 2 days and i was wondering….will it help if i begin drinking and taking lasix now or do i only do it before the test?i really really cant screw this up,i have too much to lose.thanks

  13. Tresa
    Posted December 2, 2011 at 1:03 am |

    5’5″ 200#…smoke one or two dug outs a night for the past four weeks or so. Not smoke in 2 days now…have to take a test one day next week. Could I show up dirty??

  14. daniel
    Posted December 5, 2011 at 11:24 pm |

    i have only smoked matbe 5 times in the last month i was wondering if i would need to buy lasix and take it or is there something else i can do to help me pass a drug test

  15. Reapacide
    Posted December 9, 2011 at 3:32 pm |

    i am 5’5” and i am 150ILBS i have not smoked Ganja in 3 days but decided to take a hit cause i have back pains and it’s the only thing that helps and i hate the way pills make me feel so i have adrug test in 4 days and i smoked 3 bowls today how could i clean myself before then

  16. admin
    Posted December 9, 2011 at 5:10 pm |

    John, hi!
    No, it will not, sorry. You need fast cleancing kit to pass this test – something like this: http://mbdetox.com/FAST-THC-MARIJUANA-DETOX-KIT-for-people-over-200-lb_p72/

    Tresa, hi!
    Same as John – you need a detox to clean yourself for a drug test

    Daniel, hi to you!
    You don’t need lasix or anything like this. Test day morning drink a liter of green tea or berry juice, piss several times and take 1-2 B-vitamin pills (it’ll paint your urine yellow)/ For a 2-3 hours after it you’ll be clean enough to pass your test

  17. admin
    Posted December 9, 2011 at 6:49 pm |

    Hi, Reapacide!
    It’s a pity to hear about your back. I hope the pain will stop soon.
    There is no home remedies that can help you for sure – it seems you smoke frequently enough so there are lot of THC metabolites in your body. I’d recommend to use this detox: http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Cherry-Red-flavor_P77960/

  18. Sommer
    Posted December 16, 2011 at 6:02 pm |

    Hi! I am not a heavy smoker. Last i smoked was somewhere in the 2nd to 3rd week of November. a few hits. maybe 4 to 5 total. and this upcoming monday (December 19,2011) I have a drug test to start work do you think that possibly it has left my system? I do infact drink alot of coffee and do not have such a healthy diet. I am 5’6 and i weight around 190-200.

  19. luke
    Posted December 19, 2011 at 9:51 am |

    hi i have been smoking weed now for 3 years no more than 2 grams a day.. over the last 2 months i have slowed down and i would say that i smoke around 3 to 4 grams a week. if i stop smoking weed today how long would it take to be clean and if i keep smoking at this ratio 3 to 4 grams a week will detox work like,drink a liter of green tea or berry juice, piss several times and take 1-2 B-vitamin pills (it’ll paint your urine yellow)/ For a 2-3 hours after it you’ll be clean enough to pass your test im 5ft10″ tall and weigh 150 lbs / 70 kg.

  20. Ky
    Posted December 24, 2011 at 5:30 am |

    Hello! I have been smoking heavily for about 3 years more than 4 grams a day, I recently quit December 15th and I have been clean since. I am 5″9 and 180 pounds, Will I be able to pass my test that is Jan 3rd? Also where can you buy Furosemide? Can it be obtained at walmart?

  21. Posted December 29, 2011 at 2:21 pm |

    Ky, hi!
    No. you can’t pass – there’s still too much THC in your body. Furocemide you can buy in any drugstore – it’s a simple diuretic. But I recommend you use proven remedies instead od home methods. In your situation you’d better be sure.
    I recommend detox kit like this :http://mbdetox.com/FAST-THC-MARIJUANA-DETOX-KIT-for-people-under-200-lb_p71/ with a free test for self checking

  22. Frank
    Posted December 31, 2011 at 9:42 pm |

    I smoked probably everyday for the last few months i have a test in 10 days what can I do to pass?

  23. GL
    Posted January 3, 2012 at 2:39 pm |

    Hello, I’m 5’9″ 180lbs. I smoked approx. 3 grams of weed daily for 20 years. I quit 11/19/2011. I took a test this morning and it still showed positive. I was very discouraged. It was my second urination of the day and was very yellow. Can I pass a test today if I drink alot of water?

  24. Adrian F
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 8:27 pm |

    I smoke every once on a while and was never a big smoker. I smoked yesterday maybe a gram and I have a drug test tomorrow! im 5’9″ 150. is there hope? what can I doo

  25. Posted January 4, 2012 at 9:04 pm |

    Hi, Frank.
    What is your weight? If less then 120lbs you can pass by simply drinking 1 liter of cranberry juice in the morning then piss several times andtake 1-2 B-vitamin pills that will paint your diluted urine yellow. If your weight is more than 120 I recommend you to use a special detox like this one: http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Blend-Wild-Cherry-flavor_P28097/

    _________________________________________
    Hi, GL!
    It witt show positive for a long time. THC is stored in a fat cells and with your weight and smoking history you have a lot of it. To pass the test you’ll need a detox but wich one – I don’t know/ You know, you can simply call (866) 600-0032 (it’a mbdetox.com shop toll free line) and ask oshop specialist. They will explain you all you need, ok?
    _______________________________________
    Adrian, hi!
    Yes, there is hope, don’t worry.
    In three-four hours before test eat a good meal – maybe a hamburger or bacon and eggs – something with fat. Then in a two hours before test drink a liter of cranberry juice , piss several times, take 2-3 B-vitmin pills and you can go and pass your test. I’ll give you 85% you’ll pass. If your result will be positive – it’s also not the end of the world. Call (866) 600-0032 (it’a mbdetox.com shop toll free line) and they will tell you what to do next

  26. rick
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 2:33 pm |

    Hi my name is Rick I’m 19 5’9 or 5’10 I weigh 195 I smoked a blunt I think 3 weeks ago and I haven’t smoked since since I can recall I’ve been working out this week starting Monday and I’m taking creatine for my work outs and water aswell is there hope I’m kinda worried this is my first drug test. I never really smoked that much at all.

  27. rick
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm |

    I forgot to add my drug test is today. :l

  28. Pearl
    Posted January 9, 2012 at 6:49 pm |

    I’m 37, 5’1″, 230 lbs. I don’t smoke very often. I have to take a drug test tomorrow and just shared a no with a friend last night. The time before that was just after Christmas. How can I pass my test tomorrow?

  29. Erika
    Posted January 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm |

    I am a female, age 19. I am 5’6″ and weigh 102 lbs. I would smoke pot everyday and the last time I smoked was on Friday (Jan 6th) and I stopped because I was told I had to take a urine test today (Tuesday Jan 10th). I have been running almost 2 miles for the past four days (except for today) and have been drinking alot of water. would I be able to pass my drug test??

  30. ky
    Posted January 11, 2012 at 9:18 pm |

    hi i have quit for 2 months and im pretty sure i was clean and i smoked last weekend cuz i was drunk and it was all vapor..a job inerview popped up and i have a tst 2morroe. last night i drank a gallon of water and sum cranberry and took some niacin..do u think ill pass? im 511 175

  31. vinboy
    Posted January 16, 2012 at 1:49 am |

    I’m not a daily user I took a hit on the 11th an 2 hits on the 12th an didn’t touch it till last night an it was only one hit,I don’t have money for detox I been drinkin lots of watter an I have a drop on the 17th wat do I needa do

  32. vinboy
    Posted January 16, 2012 at 1:51 am |

    I am also 5 6 an 115 pounds

  33. Phillip
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 2:53 am |

    I smoke probably three to four times a day. The last time I smoked was Saturday the 14th. Since then I have been drinking at least 88oz of water and popping 4-4200mg Cranberry pills every 2 hours since then. My test is tomorrow at 1pm. Any last minute things I can do? Have I overdone it with the water and Cranberry pills? Nervous my urine might be too diluted. Thanks for your help!!

  34. samantha
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 4:05 am |

    i last smoked on thursday the 12th, and i have been drinking over a gallon of water a day for the last 5 days and have a drug test tomorrow the 18th, I am 5’5 and around 128 pounds, will i pass? (i smoke a few times a week, but not more then a dutch each time)

  35. Phillip
    Posted January 18, 2012 at 5:45 am |

    Oh yeah, I am 6′ 3” 175lbs

  36. Meagan
    Posted January 22, 2012 at 2:18 pm |

    hey my names meagan im 125 ibs and i smoke everyday i have a drug test tmrrw and i dont know what to do..Help!!!!!!

  37. Nalli
    Posted January 23, 2012 at 8:07 pm |

    Well I have a test 2moro and I am a true head for sure!! That’s all I do at all for anxiety but still gotta pass!! I’m 28yr, 5’4, 118lbs. What do I need to do????
    January 23 , 2012

  38. Kriss
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm |

    Hey, I’m a pretty heavy heroin User and I have a piss test tomorrow around 12. I tried to stop for three days but last night around 12am and this morning around 6am (very small amounts) I couldn’t take the anxiety and pain and used some. I don’t plan on doing any more til the test. I’m 5’3 and I weigh about 120lbs. Is it possible to drink a lot of water and be clean in 24 hours? Are there any other home remedies you know of? Also, I believe I have a pretty fast metabolism if that helps. Thanks for your time and help. (:

  39. Andy
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 6:15 pm |

    I smoked on a sunday January 22nd and i am not a heavy smoker i only smoke 3 times a month and i have a pee test on saturday January 29th i am 18 years old and weigh 169 pounds any ideas for me to pass the test am i able to pass the test?

  40. Dave
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 11:26 pm |

    Hi I’m 5’10 and 175 lbs I use to be a very heavy smoker but compared to my usual intake have slowed down a very good amount within the last two weeks , just a couple bowls here and there. I have a UA test tomorrow afternoon. in order to prepare for it, I have purchased a big bottle of xxtra clean detoxify to use before I leave in the morning, and have been drinking cranberry juice since last night -
    I also have a bottle of sublingual liquid B complex fast acting which consists of vitamins B-2, B-6, B-12, Niacin, and Pantothenic Acid. One dose equals 1ml and I have taken one drop so far this afternoon.
    So my question is do you think I will pass, and is there anything else I may be able to do in order to improve my chances?
    Thank you,
    Dave

  41. Dave
    Posted January 24, 2012 at 11:52 pm |

    Oh I am also in my early twenties, I am making a huge thing of tuna noodles and pees tonight with a large amount of tuna for the creatine.
    Tomorrow I am going to pick up a yellow Gatorade – Should I drink this after I drink my detox or before?

  42. John
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 9:15 am |

    Read this whole page. Bah…what’s the point. Guess I’ll just have to get another job. Meanwhile everyone that enjoys killing brain cells with alcohol every night can have as much as they like!

  43. Janice
    Posted January 26, 2012 at 6:13 am |

    Hi, I smoked cocaine 5 nights ago, in the past I still had traces of it in my system after 5 days. Is there any way I can pass a urine test in the morning?

  44. Lily New Ycuork
    Posted January 30, 2012 at 7:36 am |

    Drank 3 spanish coffees on Friday night. Will have UA after 80 hours. Does lasix help too? (Have some liver damage) an answer. Asap would be greatly appteciated! Thanks

  45. Kevin
    Posted February 2, 2012 at 11:40 pm |

    HELP!!!
    So I smoked two nights ago, and i smoke here and there on the weekends but not often, I’m 5’9″ and 152lbs, i exercise and ive been drinking lots of water, i’ve also taken mutlivitamins too, my drug test is tomorrow, any chance ill pass?

  46. Shay
    Posted February 3, 2012 at 4:55 pm |

    I am 180 pounds I smoke on a regular. I smoke at least 4 blunts a day the court want me to take a drug test for marijuana. How do I pass it if I last smoke today n I just got a call saying the court date is tomorrow

  47. Shay
    Posted February 3, 2012 at 4:57 pm |

    Heelp pleeeeease

  48. david
    Posted February 3, 2012 at 11:01 pm |

    I have smoked 2-3 times a week for the last year. I have only smoked 2 grams in the last 40 days. the last time i smoked was 21 days ago and I am 200 lbs. Will I pass a urine test?

  49. Will Lean
    Posted February 5, 2012 at 7:25 pm |

    Admin,
    I’m 6’1, 175 lbs and smoke ganja Heavily. I have a urinalysis tomorrow morning at 11am for a job. What should i do exactly to make sure i pass it. and are there any priceless remedies ? i’m low on cash please respond ASAP
    2/5/12

  50. david
    Posted February 8, 2012 at 11:24 pm |

    i have court on the 15th of this mouth the last time i smoked was on the 4th if i drink alot of water and cranberry juice do i have a chance in passing the test

  51. david
    Posted February 8, 2012 at 11:25 pm |

    i ment month

  52. crook
    Posted February 9, 2012 at 1:07 am |

    i smoke everyday most of the day. i wood like 2 know if i used EMERGENCY STAT FLUSH ( a brand of fast acting natrual cleanser) which is 5 pills can i pass a drug test for thc? if not what do i do ? i have read the the other post and i dont know what lasix is or where to get it ? please explain! laymens term.

  53. crook
    Posted February 9, 2012 at 1:26 am |

    i meant to add can i pass the test within 24 hours i use 7 grams a day for last 7 months and last time i use was right now and test is tommorow at 4 pm

  54. Ryan
    Posted February 9, 2012 at 6:06 am |

    Hey admin! i smoked 3 blunts january 13th and i have to take a drug test this friday, it will be about 28 days or so since i smoked, im 5`11 and weigh 150 pounds. do you think im clean? its the first time i smoked in months.

  55. brandon
    Posted February 10, 2012 at 6:04 pm |

    i dont smoke all the time maybe 8 times a month havent smoked since 28th of jan i got a piss test feb 13 i did some powder on the 5th of feb and couple perks to my weight is 210 havent smoked in 16 days not a heavy user and hardly ever do powder do perks sometimes once a day until about 6 days before my piss test what do i need to do to make sure im clean on the 13th

  56. Sonia
    Posted February 12, 2012 at 12:58 pm |

    I have a drug test i have to pass on wed and im a meth smoker what do i do

  57. peter
    Posted February 13, 2012 at 7:02 pm |

    Hi i smoked heavy for 15 years but have up 6 months ago altho i smoked 4 grams 7 weeks ago will i pass a urine test not sure when it is am waiting to set one up

  58. Posted February 15, 2012 at 8:53 pm |

    i took some benzo and opiate on wednesday and i hav to piss friday morn i hav to be clean or im doin four years wat can i do

  59. Korey
    Posted February 16, 2012 at 7:27 pm |

    Hi i have a drug test in 24hrs im6.1 200 to 215 lbs stoped smoking for 4days n i hit a joint 4times yesterday at 1n the after noon any suggestions

  60. Palomo J
    Posted February 16, 2012 at 8:01 pm |

    I have been smoking daily for the past 5 years. I weigh about 215lbs and smoke like 2 grams of chronic every day. I smoked last night and just found out my work is now implementing drug screening for all emloyees. I have until next monday, which makes four days till test….What can I do to keep my job?

  61. james
    Posted February 17, 2012 at 10:20 pm |

    help me plz I’m going to take a drug test in 3 days and i need to be clean…ismoked on tuesday….i need to be clean..i weigh 215 punds and I’m 5,8 what do i do plz help

  62. billiam
    Posted February 20, 2012 at 8:41 am |

    shit from what i have read all iu honestly gotta do is just cut all the bull crap out and drink alot of water and eat vitamans and u should pass wit flyin colors well good luck to all u wish the best

  63. brooke
    Posted February 20, 2012 at 6:55 pm |

    im 173 pounds and im 5’6 ; i have to take a urine test in a week . can you help me pass it?! PLEASE

  64. Chanel
    Posted February 23, 2012 at 1:36 am |

    Hey im 21 5 foot 2 &120 pounds for the month of february I only smoked twice with the last time being about 5days ago…now im a regular cranberry juice drinker I also take the cranberry pills along with fish oil and a multivitamin daily …on tuesday I was invited to come in for a interview by a airline, long story short I passed the interview and began the hiring process…Today wednesday, which is the day I had to take the drug test…. Lastnight I drank 4 16oz bottles of water with lemon juice in it and about 3 glasses of cranberry juice I was urinating str8 thru the night, and took a b12 vitamin
    I also purchased a detox flush drink called royal flush.it said to wait 1 hour b4 the test to drink it and fill the bottle twice then pee at least two to 3 times before taking the test, well I went twice, it also gave me diarrhea (sorry 4 da tmi )*
    I JUSS WANNA KNO WITH ALL THAT, WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF PASSING ?? I really been stressing, I sooo need this job!! Help!

  65. Mike
    Posted February 23, 2012 at 5:03 pm |

    Male 31 170 pounds smokes everyday and needs to pass a drug test in five days what can u suggest to clean my system to pass the test.

  66. Stef
    Posted February 27, 2012 at 11:13 pm |

    Hey guys. Most of you who smoke weed are screwed, especially you heavy users. There is nothing you can do, no amount of water, etc that will clean out your systems since THC is stored in your fat cells. You’re only hope is TIME or get a clean friend to give you clean urine. Unless you are watched, like I am. That makes it hard.
    Now as far as my fellow junkies, there is hope. I take Lasix for heart problems and I have never had a dirty piss test. I did dope once two days before a test and actually took 2 vicodin the night before and still came up clean!! Do not know how that happened. But lasix is always useful, lots of water, and you should be ok. Good luck my druggie friends.

  67. Elisha
    Posted March 1, 2012 at 2:50 pm |

    Hi my names Elisha here is my issue I have a drug test coming up for a job I smoke everyday at least 3-4times a day I just recently stopped on this past wenesday 3days before my test what can I do to pass the test. I am 5 2 weigh 125

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  69. Rafel
    Posted March 4, 2012 at 9:18 pm |

    hey bro, i smoked hash for more than 2 months um 145lb and 195 cm, i stopped smoking 2 days ago how long does it take to clear my urine putting in consideration that i started taking lasix 2 days ago 02/02/2012..
    apprecaite ur quick feedback

  70. Bubba
    Posted March 4, 2012 at 9:28 pm |

    I am 5′ 10″, about 450 pounds. For years I was a regular smoker, ususally 2 or 3 bowls a day. For the past month or so though, I have had to cut back. It has been 2 weeks since I smoked anything, and I have been using 80mg of lasix every other day for the last week. When will I be clean enough to pass a urine test for a job?

  71. Nyce
    Posted March 5, 2012 at 7:14 pm |

    Hey this is nyce and this is my problem . First off I’m not a heavy user and today is 3-5-12 and I smoked one blunt about three weeks ago and I have to take a drug test tomorrow to get into cdl class . I’m 5″10 180lbs and really nervous what do I do????

  72. Elizabeth
    Posted March 6, 2012 at 11:45 pm |

    Hey I’m 400 pounds 5’3 i smoked three days ago and a week before that what do i do to pass a test tomorrow?!?!?

  73. Devin
    Posted March 13, 2012 at 10:36 pm |

    Hey i smoked like 3 days ago but i only smoked one blunt and i have a drug test tomorrow and i have drink-ed like 8 cups of water do i have hope

  74. teresa
    Posted March 17, 2012 at 4:43 pm |

    Hi i have been a heavy smoker for several years, i have given up marajuana once for six months during this time. I have now stopped for 8 days and bought home drug test, failed twice. I have a proper test in 10 days. I have bought a detox soloution but still faiing test at home. I am 5ft and weight just under 8 stone. Need to pass this test as i have a job to start in 2 weeks. Please help????

  75. delana
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 1:51 am |

    I’m 100lbs 5’5 and haven’t smoked in about three weeks n I have a ua tomorrow I’ve been sweating n drinking water taking cranberry pills n niacin n I took a ua from Walmart n I’m still Poetics what can I do? I tried ready clean n I failed that ua too…..

  76. delana
    Posted March 21, 2012 at 2:00 am |

    What about sure jell?

  77. Gordon
    Posted March 22, 2012 at 7:31 pm |

    What can i do to my pee to make it pass if i get tested? My company is starting Random testing and I know i am going to fail. Please help….

  78. holly
    Posted March 26, 2012 at 2:41 pm |

    i smoke every night five to six bowls a night need to go for a drug test tomorrow and need to know the cheaps way to clean my system please help..1 weigh 200 pounds

  79. holly
    Posted March 26, 2012 at 4:27 pm |

    i have a piss test coming up this week and need to pass it is there any home remedy i can take cause i am on a budget

  80. Rain
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 7:06 pm |

    I have a piss test tomaro. Im 5’8 and 130 lbs. i only smoke about a bowl every other week and smoked just a few hits two days ago. Ive never been a heavy user. Will i pass?

  81. morgan
    Posted April 9, 2012 at 8:46 pm |

    im 5’2 110lb. i prob smoked like 10 blunts in Feb, clean all of March, shared a blunt two weks ago.. i test tomorrow>What do i do?

  82. Zach
    Posted April 12, 2012 at 3:07 pm |

    I would be more likely to believe this website if there was not as much grammar and spelling errors.

  83. daniel
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 6:11 am |

    Ello mate…. I’m usually a frequent smoker and strongly don’t believe in addiction… I decided to stop smoking for a bit and co.considering starting back up again… Unfortunately I’ve managed to find a way to be tested weekly starting in two weeks… Is there any way I can continue to smoke and still pass a piss test weekly? Your response is greatly appreciated.

  84. Jake
    Posted April 21, 2012 at 12:57 am |

    I’m 13 130 LB , I took three tokes of a 1/4 of a dime and it was ‘chronic’ weed or marijuanna. First time smoke, and did not inhalevfully. I have a physical in four days and I’ve dranken 6 bottles of water already. If I get a haircut tomorrow and drink four gallons of water will I be fine and pass? They take urine, saliva, and blood. I’ve read no so accurate reviews of THC lasting about 3-90 days. Does sweating help? (The physical is for me playing sports.)

  85. John
    Posted April 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm |

    I rarely smoke the weed these day’s but am looking for a job and can’t afford a cleaner each time. I take 1-3 hits maybe in a months time. Is there something I can do to pass a UA or is it not enough to worry about?

  86. John
    Posted April 23, 2012 at 4:25 pm |

    If you have only smoked a hit or two of hydro in a weeks time will someone fail a drug test and what would someone that smokes that little have to do too pass?

  87. LOS
    Posted April 25, 2012 at 7:06 pm |

    I have not been smoking weed in a month but i think its still in my system i am 175 pounds and been drinking alot of water and cranberry juice any more suggesting

  88. Russ
    Posted April 26, 2012 at 7:40 am |

    I am 46 6′ 145lbs with 12 percent body fat. I enjoy taking 2-3 puffs of pot with my friends on a social basis not an avide smoker at all. May be once a month or so. I have a random drug testing policy where I am employed which hits between every 4-6 weeks sometimes longer depends on schedule example ….national guard duty.

  89. Russ
    Posted April 26, 2012 at 7:44 am |

    Should I have any worries? I drink plenty of juice,tea,coke,beer,water and eat,fruits,veggies,vitamins,ect

  90. Weed guru
    Posted April 27, 2012 at 10:41 pm |

    Russ,

    Try not to use anymore up until the test, especially if it’s a random test. For random test you can always use Synthetic Urine (http://mbdetox.com/Synthetic-Urine_c25/). Also, just test yourself with a home testing device.

  91. Dixie
    Posted April 29, 2012 at 4:51 am |

    not really a comment but a question i need an answer to, I have a drug test monday morning @ 9am and i was wondering if i use lasix and drink water or use vinegar tomorrow and tomorrow night before monday morn. how can i keep it from showing up diluted? because if it does they will go ahead and fail me.. and i have alot to lose.. don’t want that to happen and all i have used is oxycodone today and a few days before today if u can answer thanks a lot

  92. Weed guru
    Posted April 30, 2012 at 6:26 pm |

    Dixie,
    You cannot use vinegar to avoid diluted sample.
    If your sample will be diluted they will not be able to test it, since there will be only water in your urine. So they cannot fail you. They should retest you again.
    In order to pass a test you need to know what you can show on the test and what not. If you know that your test is coming you have to stop using any toxins FOR AT LEAST 48 HOURS BEFORE THE TEST, unless you need/can show some of the prescribed meds.

  93. bobby
    Posted May 7, 2012 at 10:51 am |

    Hi im 5’5 150 and smoked recently and have a piss test in a day and i need some help on getting it out of my system. Help!!!

  94. Weed guru
    Posted May 7, 2012 at 3:24 pm |

    bobby

    How recently did you smoke? If you have stopped for at least 48 hours before your test then you can use a detox drink http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131/ and some chewable capsules http://mbdetox.com/QCLEAN-CHEWABLE-EMERGENCY-FLUSH_p25/ on your test day. Otherwise you will need to use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/3OZ-Quick-Fix-Synthetic-Urine_P80377/. This will be the most effective way to pass your test. There is no way to remove the THC metabolites permanently from your system in such a short period of time.

  95. Dennis
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 12:40 am |

    I am 220lb 5’10″ 28yr. I have not smoked since 4/6/12 I have a drug test on Fri. I have 18 40 mg furosemide. If I take 1 pill everyday this week will I be able to pass on Fri.?? Ohh yea I just took a test today and failed. What do I need to do??

  96. Anna
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 2:27 am |

    Hi! I hope someone can help me out!
    I rarely smoke (1-2 times per year probably). I took one (decent) hit from a bong on Saturday night and the next morning my potential boss called and said I need to take a drug test today (Tuesday). I have been drinking a ton of water and cranberry juice but I’m afraid I won’t pass? I bought an at home test that I’m going to use in the morning but do you think one hit is enough to set it off? (I’m 5ft 2 and 160 lbs)

  97. Weed guru
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 10:18 am |

    Anna,

    You should be good. But test yourself with home test.

  98. Weed guru
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 2:25 pm |

    Dennis

    Hi Dennis,
    Because the THC metabolites are stored in the fat cells, it may take some time for you remove the THC from your system. You didn’t specify what type of pill you are taking? I don’t think any pill will completely detox you in time. However if you stop smoking at least 4 to 5 days prior to your test you may be able to pass your test using a detox drink like the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99/ or the Zydot Ultimate 24 http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Starfruit-flavor_P70130/ coupled with some chewable tablets like the Q Clean Chewable Emergency Flush http://mbdetox.com/QCLEAN-CHEWABLE-EMERGENCY-FLUSH_p25/. You may also want to look into using synthetic urine as an alternative to detox drinks and capsules. You didn’t say how often you smoke but I gather since it has been a month since you last smoked and you are still testing positive, then you are a regular smoker. Exercise is a good way to burn fat cells and lower your toxin levels but don’t do too much exercise the day before or the day of your test. You don’t want too many metabolites released into your urinary tract just before the test.

  99. Cameron
    Posted May 8, 2012 at 8:04 pm |

    Ok so I took a detox, Terminader Gold 60, early in the morning but was testing myself and not passing. So i bought synthetic urine but the temperature was not in the range. So I had to piss again after drinking alot of water. My sample was pretty clear. So im wondering if maybe I passed. I last smoked last Friday.

  100. Weed guru
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 11:09 am |

    Cameron,
    It is unlikely that you have passed since you just smoked last Friday, but you may have given a diluted sample after drinking a lot of water and your sample was clear. The synthetic urine should be used with a heating pad to keep it at body temperature. I am not familiar with Terminader Gold 60. Are you sure you followed all of the directions carefully? With most detox drinks you need a 48 hour waiting period between the last time you smoked and when you use the detox product. If your sample was diluted then you may be asked to take another test. If you want to use synthetic urine then look into one with a heating pad http://mbdetox.com/3OZ-Quick-Fix-Synthetic-Urine_P80377/.

  101. Cameron
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 3:21 pm |

    Guru,
    I used a heating pad but kept taking it off and putting it back on in fear of the temperature being too high. Im wondering, if I have to take the test again, will the lab be informed of my diluted sample and of the one that was not in temperature range and stand over me to watch me piss? What detox would you recommend if any?

  102. Luke
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 10:35 am |

    Hey Weed Guru,

    I had a drug test (urine analysis) yesterday, which was 21 days after I first tried pot brownies. The brownies were made with 4 grams of weed mixed into the cooking oil, and I had 2.5 of them (pretty small brownies). I never smoke pot, I just had those once. Is there a good chance I’ll come out clean?

  103. Weed guru
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 10:53 am |

    Luke
    It all depends upon your body weight. The heavier you are then the longer the THC will stay in your system. If you want to reassure yourself you may want to go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip. Three weeks is a relatively short period of time and it may still have been present in your system at the time of your test.

  104. Ruwp
    Posted May 13, 2012 at 4:07 pm |

    hi, i smoked a joint with a friend about 2 months ago and next week a got the test. i still be positive? :S

  105. Weed guru
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 2:46 pm |

    Ruwp

    We would need some more information from you to give you a better guess. Your body weight is a determining factor as well as the quality of the marijuana. You can go to your local pharmacy to get a home urine test to see if it is gone from your system. Let us know if you are still testing positive and we will recommend the right course of action for you to pass your test.

  106. Ruwp
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 3:08 am |

    Hi, im 83 kgs 22 years old. i took like 10 pufs and smoke once a year.

  107. Weed guru
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 12:33 pm |

    Ruwp

    You might be able to pass but, its hard to say, because looks like you will have a test in different country. We do not know what is the cut levels for the drugs there for the tests. If you able to get a home urine test – test your self.

  108. Ruwp
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 11:43 am |

    ok thanks. test got posponed hopefully i dont know when now . Is that true that if you eat an onion it removes weed traces??. Ive been working out the past 1 week now im 80 kgs. is there any other altarnatives to make it even difficult to detect it? .

  109. Weed guru
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 4:38 pm |

    Ruwp,

    I cannot tell you for sure if you will be clean this way or not by eating an onion… Yes, you have to drink a lot of water, so that your body can use it to flush itself naturally. You have to take vitamin C supplements, as this antioxidant aids in detoxification… But eating an onion? Not really believing that it will help a lot. But, you can try, and let us know :)

  110. Ruwp
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 5:25 pm |

    thanks alot for your help will tell you about the test result. one more thing im gonna buy vitamin C supplements, is that 3 tablets aday till the test or for example 1 day before test? Sorry asking so much but im scared really want to be a police officer and i never took any fuckin drugs and never smoked weed till i met my friend 2 months ago im so stupid

  111. Ruwp
    Posted May 18, 2012 at 5:37 pm |

    actually i already ate one lol , its disgusting but i ate it and the water that i drunk went out from my eyes instead lol, anyway i dont care as im taking every possible solution to be found clean on test

  112. Lynz
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 1:05 am |

    I’m 5’2″ weigh about 103lbs give or take and I’m a frequent smoker. I have a test to take for a new job on Friday. Its currently Wednesday night and I already drank a detox drink and tons of water. Is there any hope for me to pass? I’m scared that if I fail it ill also lose my current job. )):

  113. Weed guru
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 10:47 am |

    Lynz

    You need to stop smoking at least 2 days before your test and you need to take the detox drink http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959/ 2 hours before your test and urinate at least 4 times before you give your sample and you should pass.

  114. Al
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm |

    Guru – Pop test tomorrow (friday). Last exosure on monday. M/5’7″/135. Been flushing w/water/cranberry/green tea. Take lots of vitamins all the time. Will drinking a bottle of STAT! Royal Flush in the am before I go help me pass? Tx! Al

  115. Weed guru
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 1:57 pm |

    Al
    Not familiar with STAT detox drink. Staying clean for 48 hours is essential however you might want to do a trial run with your detox drink just to make sure it works. You can get test strips in pharmacy and test yourself. Most powerful detox drink on market is Vale Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99/ or try synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99/ if not being monitored. Make sure you urinate at least 3 to 4 times after you take your detox drink before testing.

  116. Posted May 30, 2012 at 1:58 am |

    I have the stinger buzz 5xx does that shit actually work or is it a bunch of bs?

  117. Brett
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 2:42 am |

    Weed guru,
    I’m 6’0 about 150 lbs and up until a couple weeks ago smoked pretty decently (at least once a day sometimes a blunt sometimes maybe a bowl or two) I smoke a blunt and a couple jays within the past three days. I have an interview tomorrow for wal mart I think I can get the test postponed for at least a couple days but I need to completly clean my system not just for THC but for methanphetamines as well what can I do?? Please get back wwith me ASAP

  118. Brett
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 2:44 am |

    Sorry forgot to add this I really have no way of buying any detox items before this time unless it happens Saturday or Sunday (is currently Wednesday)

  119. Weed guru
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 10:03 am |

    red

    The Stinger buzz 5xx is a great product but due to your body weight it may not be effective. You can try it at home and use a home urine test to see if it will work for you, but the long period of smoking plus the body weight may be to much for the product to be effective.

  120. Weed guru
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 10:07 am |

    Brett

    You may not be able to get completely clean in just a few days but you need to stop smoking at least 48 hours before your test AND use a detox drink. You should use a powerful drink like the Vales Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99/ to give you your best chance of passing. You may also consider using synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136/

  121. Weed guru
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 10:08 am |

    Brett

    You really need to use a detox product if you hope to pass your test.

  122. Dru
    Posted May 31, 2012 at 1:57 pm |

    Hey I quit smoking for a month and a half quite heavy smoker before. Ran everyday after and lifted. Just smoked 2 joints a bowl and a bucket hit the last 2 days. Nothing today. How long will it take to get it out? Just got a call and I’m stressing now.

  123. Weed guru
    Posted June 1, 2012 at 10:57 am |

    Dru
    There probably is a low toxin level present in your system but is is difficult to say just when you will be clean. You should continue your workout regimen as this will speed up the process of ridding your body of the THC metabolites. You should go to your pharmacy and test yourself in about a week to see if there are still traces in your system. If you have a test soon then you may need to use a detox drink http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131/ for your test day if you are not clean yet.

  124. nate
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 10:47 am |

    I used two pills (opiates) and two inch long lines of cocaine at 11:30pm Saturday night. All were snorted. I have a drug test teusday at 5 pm. I weight 180 lbs and work outside,so I drink alot of water. I have also purchased a detox drink, xxtra clean. I am an occastional user 1-2 times a week. Any tips on procedures / time tables. Thanks for the knowledge.

  125. Weed guru
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 9:03 am |

    nate

    Nate,

    You need to stop using anything at least 2 to 4 days prior to your test to expect to pass your test with the detox drink. You should follow the directions to the letter on the detox drink and make sure you urinate at least 3 times after you take the drink and go to submit your sample.

  126. Angel
    Posted June 8, 2012 at 2:04 pm |

    I smoked heavy for about 6 months mostly on the weekends and stopped about 30 days before my drug test but then smoke once again 19 days before my drug test. I took a detox drink 1 hour before my drug test and pee 3 times before, do u think I’m likely to pass. It’s a drug test for a university.

  127. Weed guru
    Posted June 8, 2012 at 3:59 pm |

    Angel
    What is your body weight? This has a lot to do with how fast your body metabolizes the marijuana. By stopping smoking for 19 days before your test you gave your system a chance to naturally detox but it is still likely that you had some THC in your system. The detox drink that you took should have helped you pass your test if you followed the directions properly. I think that it is likely that you passed.

  128. Angel
    Posted June 8, 2012 at 7:34 pm |

    I’m 145 5’5 , thanks weed guru I really hope I passed its killing

  129. Jack
    Posted June 9, 2012 at 3:53 pm |

    I have smoked weekly for the last seven weeks. I haven’t smoked for a week and I need to take a test sometime within the next week for a job. I exercise 2-3 times a week and I have been drinking as much water and cranberry juice as I can today. If I continue to drink will I be fine for a urine test within the next week. (2 weeks since last time smoking) I am 5’10 and 135. Please help

  130. Weed guru
    Posted June 11, 2012 at 9:52 am |

    Jack
    There is a good possibility that you will still be testing positive since the THC does not leave your system quickly due to the fact that it is stored in your fat cells. You need to break down the fat cells before the THC will be removed from your system. fat cells are not water soluble so drinking water alone will not help you rid your body of the THC. The exercise will help but it does take time. You should go to your local pharmacy and get an at home urine test to see if you are still testing positive. If you are then you will need to use a detox drink http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131/ on the day of your test. Just remember to stop smoking at least 48 hours before your test (4 days would be better) and

  131. GreenGirl
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 12:07 pm |

    I have been smoking for 21 days. I have a drug test on the 26th I weight about 250pounds. What can I use??

  132. Weed guru
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 1:50 pm |

    GreenGirl
    Your history and body weight are contributing factors in what you can use to pass a urine test. I would recommend that you use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/3OZ-Quick-Fix-Synthetic-Urine_P80377 so you will have no worries on test day. If you are taking a test for The Department of transportation or a medical or probation test where you will be watched then you should stop smoking for at least 4 days and use a Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 and some QClean Chewable Capsules http://mbdetox.com/QCLEAN-CHEWABLE-EMERGENCY-FLUSH_p25 for your best chance to pass.

  133. Rodriguez
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm |

    ok so I weigh 140lb im 5’5 hvnt smoked in about a year . And I want to smoke on the 24th of this month of june im talking like all day of smoking sum mary jane and I hve a urine test on like july 6. I plan on excirsing after tht day n drinking cranberry juice n water u think I will be clean in tht time frame? Plan on running at least 3-5 miles a day at like a 7:30 pace

  134. worriedguy
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 10:22 am |

    weed guru,
    i have a test in 3 days im 6ft 215lbs i only smoke a couple hits every other day or so and i have been taking 2 10mg percs a day for the past month or so what can i do to pass my test with out using a GNC flush drink on the 21st at 2:00pm please help!!!!!

  135. Weed guru
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 11:12 am |

    worriedguy
    You probable need to use a detox drink on test day and stay away from all substances at least 48 hours before your test. The THC is stored in the fat cells and they take some time to breakdown. The detox drinks will stop your body from burning fat cells for 3 to 5 hours so that you can pass your test. A very good detox drink for your body weight would be the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 coupled with some chewable capsules http://mbdetox.com/QCLEAN-CHEWABLE-EMERGENCY-FLUSH_p25 taken 2 hours before your test. make sure you urinate at least 3 to 4 times before you submit your sample.

  136. Weed guru
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 3:05 pm |

    Rodriguez,

    You might pass, but you have to test your self 2-3 day before your test at home. If positive – get a detox drink.

  137. need help
    Posted June 20, 2012 at 7:57 pm |

    So I took someones clean pee in today and it was not enough to pass, which I was amazed. So they were closing and they are having me come back in the morning and they will watch me pee. By tomorrow morning it will be little more than 36 hours since I smoked. I am 6’6 and 205 pounds but not much fat and work out quite a lot. Before yesterday I would maybe smoke once a day for the last 2 months. I went and bought a detox drink, cranberry juice and vinegar… Do I stand a chance to pass this DOT test?

  138. Weed guru
    Posted June 21, 2012 at 9:44 am |

    need help

    You really should stop smoking for at least 48 hours before you submit your sample when using a detox drink. What was the name of the drink that you bought? Make sure you follow the directions to the letter and don’t drink too much water otherwise you may dilute your sample. Not knowing which type of detox drink you bought I can’t say for sure but one of the strongest drinks for your needs would be The Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99. This is designed for people with a large body mass and high toxin levels. Good Luck!

  139. PLEASE HELP
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 3:08 pm |

    So I smoked June 1- 4, last week Thursday (June 14) and this past monday (June 18). I hve a drug test sometime next week (im thinking Monday). I’m 5′ 6″ 140 pounds. Started running and drinking tons of water as of yesterday. Im thinking of getting the detox pill from GNC… any tips?

  140. Weed guru
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 4:17 pm |

    PLEASE HELP
    take a home test to see if you still are testing positive. What is your body weight? You probably need to use a detox drink to pass your test but you will need to stop smoking for at least 48 hours. Let me know your weight and I can recommend the correct detox drink for your needs.

  141. PLEASE HELP
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 4:23 pm |

    Im 140 pounds. Thanks!

  142. Weed guru
    Posted June 22, 2012 at 5:16 pm |

    PLEASE HELP

    That is not enough time to naturally detox. I suggest you use a detox drink http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131 for your next test and don’t smoke again until you have taken the test.

  143. PLEASE HELP
    Posted June 23, 2012 at 3:02 pm |

    any idea when the best time to take it is? and where do i get it?

  144. Deucey
    Posted June 25, 2012 at 11:08 am |

    So I been smoking at least 2 blunts a day for the last 5-6 years. Is there any hope I can pass a drug test if its sprung on me around 12 tomorrow?

  145. Weed guru
    Posted June 25, 2012 at 11:21 am |

    Deucey,

    Sorry, but NO!

    The only thing that you can use – synthetic urine (http://mbdetox.com/Synthetic-Urine_c25/) – if its urine test

  146. Angel
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 9:54 am |

    Hello I am a 226 pound 6’2″ male I have been smoking for the last two months everyday and i have a drug test TOMORROW.
    Please any information will help.

  147. Weed guru
    Posted June 28, 2012 at 10:39 am |

    Angel

    Did you smoke today or yesterday? You need to use a detox drink to pass but you should refrain from smoking for at least 2 days before you submit sample. If you have then I suggest you get a strong detox drink like Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 If you haven’t then you might need to use a synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 to pass. If you can’t find these products in time then drink a LOT of water. This will not help you pass but will give you a diluted sample which should be neither pass nor fail but should result in them asking to retest you and you can acquire the correct detox products for use then.

  148. nervous
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 9:44 am |

    I smoked one joint two days ago for the first time since March 26th of this year, and I have been drinking water regularly since before I smoked it even, what is the likelihood of passing my drug screen around 4pm today?

  149. Weed guru
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 10:32 am |

    nervous
    What is your body weight? This has a lot to do with how long THC stays in your system. You may have been clean from the marijuana that you smoked back in March but the THC will not leave your system in less than 2 days. You should drink a lot of water and this will dilute your sample and leave the test inconclusive. This may buy you some time or they may fail you for having a diluted sample. If you can find a detox drink then I suggest you take that at least 2 hours before you are to provide your sample and make sure you urinate at least 3 times before you submit your sample.

  150. nervous
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 10:45 am |

    I am 5’11″ approximately 165-170 lbs

  151. Weed guru
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 1:37 pm |

    nervous

    You really should use a detox drink. I don’t think you will be clean in time.

  152. nervous
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm |

    On my way to get one, the time I am taking it is approximately 2.5 hrs before I have to give a sample, is that enough time for it to work?

  153. Weed guru
    Posted July 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm |

    nervous

    about 2 hours should be enough. just make sure you urinate at least 3 to 4 times before you give your sample.

  154. jessica
    Posted July 4, 2012 at 2:18 pm |

    About 3 weeks ago i was in my car with the windows down and someone was smoking weed outside my car with the smoke going the other way. i have a urine test tomorrow. will i pass? I HAVE NEVER SMOKED WEED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE NOR DO I EVER WANT TO!

  155. Scared....
    Posted July 4, 2012 at 11:33 pm |

    5″2 88 Lbs 1 1/2 joint Last time 6/29/12 Test tomorrow 9:30am

  156. Weed guru
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 12:28 pm |

    jessica

    I don’t hink you will have any problems passing your test. If you are unsure then go to a local pharmacy and get a home test and see if you are clean. If you are then you will be fine. If not then use a detox drink http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131 on the day of your test to give you a clean sample. I am most certain you will be fine because you really have to inhale the smoke deeply to test positive for THC.

  157. Weed guru
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 12:30 pm |

    Scared
    Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip to see if you are still positive. I have a feeling you will be because it does take some time for your body to rid itself of the THC. If you are then use a detox drink http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131 on test day to pass.

  158. James
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm |

    Guru,
    I have a little over a week to pass a drug test, heavy smoker but 5’8 135 run 2 miles and play basketball daily. I have also been taking cranberry pills as well as niacin pills (both 500mg) and drinking a lot of water daily. Do you think this will be sufficient or do you think I need detox drink?

  159. josh
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 8:51 pm |

    189lbs havnt smoked in 11 days, urine analisis in two more days, smoked very heavy for three weeks. I was clean before that. I just bought two 16 oz champ flush detox drinks. I don’t know if I should take both or use one the night before and the other in the morning? what should I do in the next two days? and is there anything extra I can do, really nervous and would like to overkill my approach to passing my marijuana test. I have test strips and am still getting positive results. any help is appreciated, thank you.

  160. lil lady
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 12:40 am |

    Ok I’m 5’4 about 200 pounds I smoked some meth an I rarely use anyway to detox quick for a random Ua!?

  161. Weed guru
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 1:20 pm |

    James
    If you haven’t stopped smoking for at least a month being a heavy smoker then you probably will test positive on your official test. The cranberry and niacin pills won’t help all that much. You should take a strong detox drink http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 for your test since you have been a heavy smoker. Take a home THC urine test to see if you are still positive. These can be found at your local pharmacy. This will give you a better idea of the course of action you will need to take to pass your test.

  162. Weed guru
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 1:38 pm |

    josh
    The THC metabolites can stay in your body for weeks. The detox drinks are meant to be used on your test day. If you have two drinks and some test strips then you should do a trial run to see if they work. If the test works then use the second drink on your test day. If you really want a strong detox drink then I recommend you using a Vale Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 for best results. Don’t smoke anymore or don’t drink a lot of water on the day before or on your test day. Also don’t do a lot of exercise on the day before or on test day.

  163. Weed guru
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 3:24 pm |

    lil lady

    Detection time in the urine is only a few days for methamphetamine. Try to get some exercise in for a quicker detox. You can try to find a home test strip for meth to determine when you will be clean and if you need to take a test before you are testing clean with the home test then use a detox drink for your test day. A Vale detox drink http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 should be strong enough for your needs.

  164. ryan s nixon
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 10:11 pm |

    I snorted about a half gram late Sunday of cocaine I have a urine drug test on Friday. I went to the sauna today and sweated alot I started taking 1000mg of niacin and drinking alot of water and cranberry juice. I’m a 32yr 5’9″ 215lbs male will I be able to pass my drug test? NEED HELP PLEASE

  165. Weed guru
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 9:46 am |

    ryan s nixon
    It’s going to be close. At your body weight and the short period of time between using and testing there isn’t much lee way. You should gets some exercise in to speed up the process of getting the cocaine out of your system and try to get a home urine test to check yourself. If you are still coming up positive then I recommend a strong detox drink to use on your test day. One of the strongest is the Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99. This is designed for people whose body weight is over 200 pounds and / or people with high toxin levels. Good Luck on your test!

  166. NERVOUS
    Posted July 10, 2012 at 12:10 pm |

    HELP! I have to take a urine screen this evening, I have smoked about three bowls sparatically in the last month, the last one being about a week ago but I had been clean four 4 months before that; however, I did about 150 mg of morphine two nights ago. I have taken the *Strip Cleansing capsules about 30 minutes ago, but this morning before knowing I had the test I took my prescribed Suboxone, Adderall, and xanax (which are all okay to show up). Does anyone know if I have a chance of passing this test and if so will the Strip Capsules clear out the medication I took this morning as well or since I have taken those this morning will the cleanser not work at all????

  167. Weed guru
    Posted July 11, 2012 at 2:30 pm |

    NERVOUS
    I am not very familiar with the Strip Cleansing Capsules but products like this don’t work for everyone. It depends upon your history of usage. It sounds to me like your marijuana intake was pretty low so you may benefit from the Strip. However most products like this don’t differentiate between substances. They block or “clean out” all toxins. You might want to test yourself with a home THC urine test that can be found at your local pharmacy to see if the THC will still show up in your urine after taking the Strip. If it does not then you might want to use the Strip and then take your prescribed medications just before you go to deliver your sample. Since I am not familiar with Strip then I hesitate to advocate its use with other medications as it may have some adverse effects. You might want to check with the pharmacist or another medical professional before using such a product. Exercise will help you to rid the THC out of your system more quickly so keep hydrated and take a half hour walk daily to keep your THC levels low. If you think that the THC will show up in your sample then drink plenty of water and this will dilute your sample enough to provide inconclusive results.

  168. brasil
    Posted July 12, 2012 at 12:57 pm |

    i really need help…..i have a urine exam in one week…..i weight 160 lbs an 6.1 is my height……my father cought me twice and he is really mad if he get me on this one i am screwed…..help me please i have to pass but in brasil to get the detox kits is really hard cause we dont have it here…..i want to take as many lasix as it takes……to pass on it….i smoke everyday…..

  169. brasilian
    Posted July 12, 2012 at 2:06 pm |

    I have drug test next week…..my father already got me twice if i get caught on this one i am screwed……i m thinking about taking lasix 3 days before the test 80 mg a day….and drink a lot of water and vitamin B…does it going to work???? I have 6.1 ft and weight 160 lbs…i smoke every day on the past year…..i cant buy the detoxic kit cause here we dont have it….please help me i really need to pass on this one…..

  170. Weed guru
    Posted July 12, 2012 at 3:36 pm |

    brasilian
    You probably won’t pass without a detox product but if you drink a LOT of water then it will dilute your sample and it will come up as inclusive. Just keep doing this until you are clean and also exercise to get the THC out of your system quicker.

  171. Weed guru
    Posted July 12, 2012 at 4:37 pm |

    brasil

    If you are smoking everyday there is no way to pass in one week. Im sure you able to find some products that design to detox your body, to loose weigh, acai berry, etc. You have to drink a lot of water and exercise. And… you need to stop to use!!

  172. brasilian
    Posted July 12, 2012 at 10:29 pm |

    what about lasix…..should i take some?…. to piss more to clean my body……. cause here we can get it without prescription

  173. Weed guru
    Posted July 13, 2012 at 9:44 am |

    brasilian
    I can not recommend that you take medication without knowing your medical history. I am not a doctor and you should consult a medical professional before using ANY medication. I can however recommend exercise as a remedy to remove the THC metabolites. It’s free and effective. It may take some time but you can drink green tea and cranberry juice as these will also expedite the outflow of THC from your system coupled with the exercise.

  174. brasilian
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 12:34 pm |

    will Qcarbo plus with buster help me on the exam???

  175. Weed guru
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 2:00 pm |

    brasilian
    QCarbo is a good product.Just make sure you have stopped using for at least 48 hours before your test and urinate at least 3 to four times before you submit your sample. You may want to get a home test strip and do a trial run with the product a few days before your test or test yourself after the third urination after you have taken the drink.

  176. matt
    Posted July 28, 2012 at 12:14 pm |

    I am 5’9 155 lbs and have smoked maybe 6-10 times in the past year, including about half a bowl yesterday and three days ago. I am im very good shape mostly muscle and have a test today. Ive drank probably 2 gallons of water in the past day. Will I pass?

  177. cameron
    Posted July 28, 2012 at 12:18 pm |

    I am 5’9 155lbs and have smoked 6-10 times in the past year including small amounts in the past three days..drug test today and ive drank 2 gallons of water in the past day..will I pass??

  178. Weed guru
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 11:44 am |

    matt
    Drinking water does very little to get rid of the THC metabolites in your system and three days removed from smoking is not enough time for the metabolites to leave your system. You may however get a result that would be determined to be a diluted sample due to the large amount of water that you drank. You may fail your test due to the dilution or they may ask you to retest. You should get a home test strip from your local pharmacy and test yourself but don’t drink a lot of water the day before or the day you test yourself and test the first urination of the day. If you are still testing positive then you will need to use a detox drink like UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 on your re test day. If you are clean then you should be clean for your retest because you only smoked a little and you exercise regularly.

  179. Weed guru
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 11:54 am |

    cameron
    Drinking water does very little to get rid of the THC metabolites in your system and three days removed from smoking is not enough time for the metabolites to leave your system. You may however get a result that would be determined to be a diluted sample due to the large amount of water that you drank. You may fail your test due to the dilution or they may ask you to retest. You should get a home test strip from your local pharmacy and test yourself but don’t drink a lot of water the day before or the day you test yourself and test the first urination of the day. If you are still testing positive then you will need to use a detox drink like UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 on your re test day. If you are clean then you should be clean for your retest because you only smoked a little and you exercise regularly.

  180. pat
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 4:43 pm |

    I smoked 11 days ago 1 blunt and have a drug test tom I did a sample drug test and failed I’m 5 ft 11 170 need help

  181. Weed guru
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 5:35 pm |

    pat
    You will need to find a detox drink in a store in your area. You will need to use it on the test day, since you do not have time to order online or to get clean

  182. Christian
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 8:24 am |

    I haven’t smoked in over 2 years and about 17 days ago I smoked twice in 24hours. I have a drug test tomorrow on day 18. I have been drinking lots of water and want to know the odds of me passing the test. Im 5’11 170lbs.

  183. Weed guru
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 10:46 am |

    Christian
    Hard to say. Depending upon the potency of the marijuana 2 weeks is around the time it should be out of your system for just a one time use. Go get a home test strip at your local pharmacy and check your urine. If you are clean then you’ve got no worries. If you are still testing positive then get a detox drink like Vale’s http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 or UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 to block any metabolites from detection for up to 5 hours.

  184. Michelle
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 12:12 pm |

    I have a the test in 9 days. But the problem is I am on pain meds. I have been told by my doctors that I have to have the marijuana out of my system by the time my pee test comes but I have to have opiates in my systems. What can Ido to clear myself of the thc and still have my opiates in my system? Please help!

  185. Weed guru
    Posted August 15, 2012 at 9:54 am |

    Michelle

    Your doctor is right.
    You will need to stay away from the THC as long as you can, and keep using your prescribed medicine. This way the toxin level of THC should be low, and toxin level of prescribed medicine – high. This way detox products will cover THC, and your prescribed medicine will show up anyway. You can use detox program (7-10 days) and use any detox drinks on the test day

  186. Valerie
    Posted August 19, 2012 at 8:56 pm |

    Hi I am 5’5 150 pounds. I smoked once on Monday August 13th and once again 2 weeks before that. I’m very occasional smoker , today is the 19th and I have a urine test probably the 20th or 21st I’ve been drinking a lot of water the last two days and I took an at home drug test and passed. Will I pass a lab test ?!

  187. Weed guru
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 12:01 pm |

    Valerie
    You should pass if your at home test determines that you are clean.

  188. Delta
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 4:16 pm |

    Hi I am 6 ft 235 lbs. I have not smoked pot in a year. I took two medium sized hits of low quality weed. Would I be able to pass a test in 4 days if I had to? What could I do in the mean time to help clean my system naturally faster? Thanks!!!

  189. brandnew
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 9:46 pm |

    hii so I’ve been prescribed suboxone for the past few months and I have a drug test coming up on Wednesday morning..this past Wednesday I did 2 or 3 perc 30s, and today (Friday) I did 2 1/2 perc 30s. I use once every few days and prior to Wednesday I believe I used one or two on Tuesday. not sure if thay matters, but today is the last day before my drug test on Wednesday that I’m using. by drinking water and using diuretic pills shouls I be all set by Wednesday or…? its an instant result kit that the dr is using. but I’ve tested positive on a home kit more than 4 days after so tbat makes me nervous…any advice would help, thank you!

  190. lilnervous
    Posted August 26, 2012 at 1:13 pm |

    I use to smoke pot on a daily basis till august 12th and the only time I have since was a few hits wednseday and Thursday night.last night I hit pot a few times and smoked a bowl of meth.I will have a saliva drug test Tuesday maybe Wednesday.I’m 33yrs old and is 5’5 and 160 pds.will I b ok if not when will I.

  191. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 9:10 am |

    Delta

    You should be fine. Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip or get one online. Drink a lot of water.

  192. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 10:50 am |

    Delta
    Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip to see if you are still testing positive. If you are then you should get a detox drink to help you pass. You shouldn’t have a high toxin level due to the small amount and it may have passed through your system already but you want to be sure. The detox drink that would help flush out and block any remaining metabolites for you would be by Vale http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 or you could use their strongest version to assure good results for people over 200 lbs and that would be Vales Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99. If you want to help get rid of the metabolites faster naturally, then exercise is the best way but don’t do too much exercise on the day before or the day of your test as it will release too many THC metabolites into your urine if you are still positive.

  193. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 10:50 am |

    Delta
    Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip to see if you are still testing positive. If you are then you should get a detox drink to help you pass. You shouldn’t have a high toxin level due to the small amount and it may have passed through your system already but you want to be sure. The detox drink that would help flush out and block any remaining metabolites for you would be by Vale http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 or you could use their strongest version to assure good results for people over 200 lbs and that would be Vales Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99. If you want to help get rid of the metabolites faster naturally, then exercise is the best way but don’t do too much exercise on the day before or the day of your test as it will release too many THC metabolites into your urine if you are still positive.

  194. Chan
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 10:51 am |

    Hi i have a drug test today. I smoked about 10 days ago. I’m 5’3″ and about 130LBS. Do you think that was enough time to get it out of my system?

  195. Chan
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 11:35 am |

    oh and i smoke on rare occasions. i’m not a regular user. i haven’t smoked before that one time. and it was maybe 2 hits from a bong and half a bowl.

  196. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 11:52 am |

    Chan
    It is not likely you will pass. THC can stay in your system for a few weeks even for a one time use. If you are worried got get a home THC urine test strip at your local pharmacy to see if you are still dirty and if you are, you will need a detox drink like Vales http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 or UltraMask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Cherry-Red-flavor_P77960 which may be found at a head shop. If you can postpone your test you can order one on line and use it on test day. If you can’t find a drink and are still testing positive, then drinking lots of water may lead to a dilluted sample which may produce a fail or they may ask you to retest.

  197. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 11:53 am |

    Chan
    Test yourself to be sure. You may be clean.

  198. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 1:54 pm |

    brandnew

    Its really hard to be ready for drug test in short period of time. Looks like toxin level is too high, so you need a detox drink to use on the test day. Test yourself before the test after the drink. If positive – you need much more time to get ready for the test. #1 reason why people fail their tests: the level of toxins in the body is extremely high. Try to reschedule your test and do not use any toxins – get more time

  199. Weed guru
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 2:24 pm |

    lilnervous
    From AUg 12th until now it may not be enough time to be clean for the test after daily basis usage. You need to get test device for saliva at the pharmacy and test yourself. At the same time marijuana and meth should only be detectable in the saliva for a week or so. Check out the detection time table for saliva. http://mbdetox.com/detection_time.html

  200. nervous
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 12:51 am |

    Weed guru,
    I have a drug test tomorrow last.time I smoked was Sunday like 3 hits and Friday smoked like 6 grams I bought champ flush out detox drink and I have a home test I did it today cause I was suppose to go but it was closed so now I have to go tomorrow well technically today cause its already midnight. So I passed the home test just my urine is really clear! Should I take b2 before I drink my champ detox drink? I just don’t want it to be diluted, its for a SUPER IMPORTANT JOB. please help me! Oh and I weigh 127 and I’m 5’3

  201. Braxton
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 1:08 am |

    If I smoked from July the 26th-30th quit then smoked one night about one joint and a bowl on august 17th. I took niacin up until the 26th and excersised. Took a diaretic yesterday will I be good by august the 30th?

  202. Weed guru
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 12:37 pm |

    Braxton
    Probably not. The THC can stay in your system for weeks even by smoking small amounts. Niacin helps, but not much. Go to your local pharmacy and get a home test strip to see where you stand and if you are still positive then use a detox drink on test day to pass. What is your body weight and i will recommend the right drink for you.

  203. Weed guru
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 4:32 pm |

    nervous
    You can take B2 and your detox drink but don’t forget to urinate at least 3 times before you submit your sample. Don’t drink too much water and don’t do too much exercise and you should be fine.

  204. Flushing
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 9:01 am |

    I need to know a way to flush the same day as test without being diluted. I’m trying to mask thc.

  205. Posted September 2, 2012 at 1:23 pm |

    Hi I’m 5’7 200lbs need to pass a test by Tuesday it’s Sunday I haven’t smoked since Friday. I am a heavy smoker what can I do.

  206. Bo
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 3:08 pm |

    Im 130 lbs & 6ft im a pothead, mainly bc i have destroyed my bodies ability to shut down at night due to years of meth addiction which im seven years clean of, my job doin surprise tests is there any thing i can take that can allow me my sleepin aid cause sleeping pills make me like a steriod user ragin all the time

  207. Rescue me
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 4:10 pm |

    How can you “flush” without having a diluted result? The test is on site.

  208. Weed guru
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 9:50 am |

    Flushing

    You need to get detox drink http://www.icassp2006.org/pass-urine-drug-test-one-day/#xmlwidget_AmSyAwExATZ=Y2lkPTU5MzE2NjE0JnBhZ2U9Mw%3D%3D. Follow the instruction and test yourself at home before the official test.

    For best results make sure you abstain from drug use for at least 2 days before drug testing. If at all possible abstain for longer. For light users 2 days of abstinence is enough to allow detox drink to be effective. Heavy users will benefit and see improved test results if they can abstain for longer periods of time before testing.

  209. Weed guru
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 3:12 pm |

    Sweets
    You can use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 if you know that you will not be watched or if you feel uncomfortable with that then you will have to use a very strong combination of a detox drink and detox pills on your test day to get a clean sample. A good combo would be The Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 and the Zydot Expelit Capsules http://mbdetox.com/EXPELIT-CAPSULES-by-Zydot_P1136336. You will have a three to five hour window where there will be no THC metabolites showing up in your urine but after that the drink and capsules wear off the urine will contain THC metabolites. You may want to get a THC urine test strip http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to check your urine before you go to submit your official sample.

  210. Weed guru
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 3:26 pm |

    Bo
    In order to pass a urine test you will need to stop smoking at least 48 hours before your test and use a strong detox drink like Ultramask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 or Zydot Ultimate 24 http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131. It is important to stop smoking 48 hours before your test or the products will not work. If this is just for pre-employment and you don’t think that you will watched then you can use synthetic urine in place of your own. I hope this has helped.

  211. Weed guru
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 3:37 pm |

    Rescue me
    You can use a detox drink which contains creatine. When you have a diluted sample the creatine level in your urine is low. This is caused by drinking too much water. Depending on your body weight and your history of smoking you will need to choose your detox products accordingly. What is your body weight? How long have you been smoking? These drinks and capsules will give you a three to five hour window where no drug metabolites will show up in your system. The strongest drink available is called Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 and this is made for heavy smokers and people over 200 lbs. In addition to this drink it may help to take some detox pills to give you a more thorough flush of any existing THC metabolites in your urinary tract. A strong capsule choice would be Zydot Expelit capsules http://mbdetox.com/EXPELIT-CAPSULES-by-Zydot_P1136336. These will give you a three to five hour window where you will be able to provide a clean sample.

  212. Weed guru
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 3:38 pm |

    Rescue me
    You can use a detox drink which contains creatine. When you have a diluted sample the creatine level in your urine is low. This is caused by drinking too much water. Depending on your body weight and your history of smoking you will need to choose your detox products accordingly. What is your body weight? How long have you been smoking? These drinks and capsules will give you a three to five hour window where no drug metabolites will show up in your system. The strongest drink available is called Vale’s Solution 4x http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 and this is made for heavy smokers and people over 200 lbs. In addition to this drink it may help to take some detox pills to give you a more thorough flush of any existing THC metabolites in your urinary tract. A strong capsule choice would be Zydot Expelit capsules http://mbdetox.com/EXPELIT-CAPSULES-by-Zydot_P1136336. These will give you a three to five hour window where you will be able to provide a clean sample.

  213. Jack
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 2:06 pm |

    I quit smoking over 7 weeks ago and still I’m testing positive with the home testing kits I’ve bought. Even though I’ve been drinking nothing but water for a long time and it’s been almost 2 months now, I’m still testing positive. Now I’ve got this stuff called Pure Flush Detox (for people 320 lbs and under) and will take it tomorrow morning in preparation for my urinalysis. I’m 6’7″ tall and weigh about 290 lbs so there’s a lotta fat to be hiding THC in. Wish me luck.

  214. Weed guru
    Posted September 6, 2012 at 2:36 pm |

    Jack
    You may want to look into getting more exercise to speed up the process a bit. The fat cells are not water soluble so the water will only flush out what your body has already begun to expel. You might want to look into using The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 to rid your body of the THC. Get some home THC urine test strips http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 to monitor your progress.

  215. Emanuel
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 7:54 pm |

    I am on probation. I have a drug test on the 20th and the last time i smoked was the 1st. It was a gram blunt between like 6 people. 2 weeks prior i had smoked 3 times within that 2 week time period and each time personally I only took in less than a gram. Can I be clean by the 20th? I’m really scared that I could be violated. What do I need to do to pass? PLEASE HELP ME!

  216. Emanuel
    Posted September 7, 2012 at 9:10 pm |

    Also I am 6ft 195 lbs and have about 15% body fat. Would exercising daily do anything? Ive already cut out bad foods and Im drinking only water. weed guru i need you man!

  217. Weed guru
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 11:41 am |

    Emanuel
    You are on the right track. Cut down on the fatty and sugary foods and keep exercising. Get some home THC test strips from your local pharmacy or online http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Cannabis-Dip-Strip-Drug-Urine-Test_p95 and keep testing yourself. If you want to clean up quickly then there are supplements that you can take to rid your body of the THC quickly. A pill form would be The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 or a Liquid form would be The Stinger 7 Day Detox http://mbdetox.com/Stinger-7-Day-Liquid-Cleansing-Program_P1138035. These help flush out the THC in less than 20 days.If you are still dirty as your test draws near then you should take a detox drink http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131 and some detox capsules http://mbdetox.com/EXPELIT-CAPSULES-by-Zydot_P1136336 on your test day to pass. These will give you a 3 to 5 hour window where no THC will show up in your sample. Good Luck!!

  218. Weed guru
    Posted September 8, 2012 at 11:41 am |

    Emanuel
    Keep on exercising!!

  219. Tarah
    Posted September 10, 2012 at 7:33 pm |

    hi, i am a heavy meth user, daily. i have a UA in 2 days. Will Lasix help me? If so, will you please explain the correct usage.
    I am 5′ 7″ 129 #’s Thx!

  220. Weed guru
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 11:55 am |

    Tarah
    I don’t believe that Lasix will help you to pass your test. Since you are a heavy user the meth will not clear out of your system in just two days. You can try to do a home test with the Lasix. You may be able to find test strips in your local pharmacy but I believe that you will need a detox drink to pass. What is your body weight? One of the strongest detox drinks to use to pass your test would be The Zydot Ultimate 24 blend http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131. If you feel that you will not be watched when you take your test then you can use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136 in place of your own and this will ensure that you pass your test.

  221. docholidea
    Posted September 11, 2012 at 6:27 pm |

    Just like to share some good news. I got my results back today and passed! Here is the story. Got popped with a random ( but found out the night before they were coming). I smoked that DAY !! Not a heavy smoker, maybe a few times a week, a J would last me a few days. 5ft 11, 195 lbs, muscular build and fairly active. Took a 5 panel dot DT. Mixed 2 packs of sure gel and 8 scoops of creatine in a gallong of water and pounded it about 6 hr prior, washed it down with a detox drink ( Q carb), took 4 asprin, 3 vitamin Bs then repeated the process 2 hrs prior. Pissed about 100 times but it was still yellow ( the reason for the vitamins). Was very stressed. Took it friday morning, got the results on tuesday afternoon. Looked up the status on the lab website yesterday and it said “. Affidavit sent”…so i sh*t a chicken thinking it was a letter for admission of use. Turns out they forgot to intial the chain of custody. So it is possible to pee clean in less than 24 hrs. I also took 3 home DT tests, failed the first, then after the first batch of dilution passed the second but was very faint, passed the third test after the second round of dilution. Not a doctor or saying it will work for everyone but it did the trick for me. Hope this will help someone who is also sh*ting a chicken right now.

  222. Weed guru
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 9:32 am |

    docholidea
    Good news. Not all home remedies work but because of you not having much fat and the Q Carbo this seems to have done the trick for you.

  223. Jobless
    Posted September 13, 2012 at 1:14 pm |

    I have a job interview tomorrow (the 14th). A dime bag of weed takes me about 1 week and a half to two weeks to smoke. I have been doing this for about 2 months now. I am 5’7 and 163 pounds… I am not active at all. The last time I smoked was yesterday (12th) around noon, a half of a bowl. what can I do to pass? I bought Mega Clean… does it work. Its a urine test.

  224. Weed guru
    Posted September 13, 2012 at 4:32 pm |

    Jobless
    I am not familiar with megaclean but you will probably need some type of detox drink or capsules to pass. Just for peace of mind you should do what a lot of people do and do a trial run to see if it will work for you. You can go to a local pharmacy and get a home THC urine test strip and try your detox drink. If it works then get another one and you are ready to go. If not there are a few strong drinks that you can use or you can use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/3OZ-Quick-Fix-Synthetic-Urine_P80377 if you won’t be watched. Good detox drinks would be Vale’s http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-4X_p99 or Ultra mask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 or Zydot Ultimate 24 http://mbdetox.com/ZYDOT-Ultimate-24-Plus-Orange-flavor_p131.

  225. Sassy
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 11:45 pm |

    Hello, I have a random drug test coming up sometime next week. Since I’ve found out that i was having this test I’ve quit smoking all together. Prior to this I was a heavy smoker (4-5 Blunts a day) I’m Really nervous because of my heavy smoking I’ve been downing multiple 8 oz glasses of water and taking niacin since I’ve found out about the test. Also I just came from Walgreens and bought Acai Berry Cleanse.. Am I moving in the right direction?? What Should I do? Please Help.

  226. Weed guru
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 10:08 am |

    Sassy

    Yes, right direction, but niacin and Acai Berry Cleanse is not enough for short period of time for your history of usage. If you have a random test the best product would be synthetic urine (http://mbdetox.com/Synthetic-Urine_c25/).You might be unable to use detox drink on the test day since you will need to use 2 hours before the test.

  227. hate the system
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 6:12 pm |

    I take prescribed opiates and due to changes in KY law I have to take routine/random drug screens. I smoked weed up until a month ago but quit. I on occasion like to take a xanax or ativan for nerves(no prescription). How long does it take to excrete these meds? I am 180lbs 5’1″ 33 years old. Also if I powder my own clean urine and reconstitute it will that pass a drug test?

  228. Weed guru
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 12:46 pm |

    hate the system
    Powdering your urine will not work. You didn’t say whether or not you need your prescriptions to show up in your sample. If you don’t then you should just use synthetic urine http://mbdetox.com/4OZ-ULTRA-PURE-Pre-mixed-Synthetic-Urine_p136. It comes premixed and has a heating pad to ensure that it is the correct temperature, A single use of xanax may be detected in the urine for one to six weeks. If you need the prescriptions to show up in your urine sample then you should use The Premium Detox 7 Day Comprehensive Cleansing Program http://mbdetox.com/Premium-Detox-7-Day-Comprehensive-Cleansing-Program_p65 while still taking your prescriptions in order for them to show up but to get rid of the weed and other medicine that you don’t have prescriptions for.

  229. thedude
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 8:01 pm |

    help! i think i might have a drug test possibly tomorrow not really sure. i smoke daily and exercise. i’m 134lbs. i have the detox called the stuff, which i was told will work. any luck passing?

  230. Weed guru
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 5:36 pm |

    thedude,
    Using something is better than to use nothing. In the future, try to get detox products that are at least guaranteed by the manufacturer to work. Such as those listed at MB Detox http://mbdetox.com. A few tips for your test tomorrow; urinate FREQUENTLY prior to the test and when you are at the test deposit the “mid stream” of you urine, not the first part of the urine stream to flow out.

  231. help
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 6:46 pm |

    weed guru,
    i have a drug test tomorrow and i smoke everyday all day. im 150lb about 5’6 i been drinking alot of water but just started today what can i do to pass? i got a job at a bank do you think they will watch me pee PLEASE HELP!!!!!!

  232. DESPERATE
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 6:51 pm |

    WEED GURU
    I HAVE A DRUG TEST IN 2 DAYS I WANT TO USE THE SYNTHETIC PEE BUT THEY SEARCH ME WHAT CAN I DO TO GET PASS THIS? I AM A FEMALE

  233. Chelee
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 5:33 am |

    Hello weed guru….I am a 285foot year old female…I am 5’7 and I weigh about 145 pounds…..I don’t exercise much and Im not a really healthy eater……I haven’t smoked week in almost two years..foolishly I just took about 4 or 5 pulled off a blunt on the 4th of this month…and then the same amount again on the 5th……I have a drug test for probation today at 1:00pm……I just started drinking water yesterday and I drank almost a gallon …….I don’t have money now to buy anything from the store to clean my urine….are there any home remedies that you know of that could help me with passing this test?? Please please HEELLPPP!! Im extremely nervous…..HELP!! Thank you so much in advance!

  234. Chelee
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 5:36 am |

    Im sorry for the typos…I meant…im a 28 yr old….5’7 female

  235. Weed guru
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 11:21 am |

    help

    If you smoke every day all day you will not pass this test. Try to reschedule your test

  236. Weed guru
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 11:24 am |

    DESPERATE

    Need to get more info:

    What drug in your system?
    How often are you using?
    How many times a week?
    When was the last time?
    What kind of test is going to be?
    How often do you work out?
    Are you active and exercise regularly?
    Are you still smoking?
    What is your body weight?, etc.

    If they search you, you have only one option – detox drink http://www.icassp2006.org/pass-urine-drug-test-one-day/#xmlwidget_AmSyAwExATZ=Y2lkPTU5MzE2NjE0JnBhZ2U9Mw%3D%3D

  237. Chelee
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 2:21 pm |

    Ok…took my test today fir probation….and I passed….I drank a gallon of water and about 6 big gulps of vinegar….I didn’t stop drinking the water before my appointment ….in fact I drank all the way in the car until I got there….. and right before I went inside I took a big gulp of vinegar….and my weed test came back negative :) I was so nervous ….thank God everything worked out good….just wanted to let you guys know that water and vinegar does work….:)

  238. Weed guru
    Posted October 2, 2012 at 6:05 pm |

    Chelee

    If the last time you smoked on the 5th, you should be good.

    You asking for help on the same day as your test… Impossible to help…. not enough time. At the same time you could test yourself at home to see you passing or failing

  239. raymond 11
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 6:58 pm |

    hi, im 5:9 and weigh 157 ibs. i workout about 4 days a week and have about 5% body fat. i smoked 2 grams in the past two weeks which includes yesterday, and i just figured out i have a drug test tomorrow. I went on a hard long run, and have been drinking lots and lots of water and cranberry juice. as well as taking advil, creatine, lemon juice extract, apple cider vinager, vitamin B and C. do i have a chance at passing? cause this is a big deal for me. thanks

  240. raymond 11
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 9:21 am |

    im also 17 years old, and passed one of the dip stick piss test from the pharmacy.

  241. raymond 11
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 9:23 am |

    i know you have heard this alot weed guru, but i need serious information fast.

  242. Weed guru
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 11:09 am |

    raymond 11
    You should do more than just one dip stick test to be sure. You are doing all of the right things by working out and the THC intake was only a small amount but it was only a short time ago. Do 2 to 3 test to be sure. If you are still testing positive then you will need a detox drink like Vale’s http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97
    to pass your test.

  243. raymond 11
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 8:50 pm |

    thanks alot man, but my test was earlier today and i passed, but i appreciate the info anyways.

  244. Josh
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 3:57 pm |

    Can I pass my drug test tommorow, haven’t smoke in three days and prior to that I smokes occasionally ..I am drinking lots water n cranberry and bcomplex vitamins.. plus I’m using gelatin. Like certo to absorb all the fat thc to the colon so it won’t pass thru the urinary track

  245. Weed guru
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 4:27 pm |

    Josh

    How often are you using?
    How many times a week?
    What is you body weight?

    Please provide more specific details so we see full situation

  246. Josh
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 5:18 pm |

    Sorry I am 6 4 and. 230 Pds .. I smoke over past month a half oz.. I jus started drinking lots water n cranberry as well as the certo .. but I take vitamins b12 alot .. I have good metabolism but still not sure what to do .. don’t have the money for detox kit by morrow.. I been told by my peers that what I’m doing should work .. they did and got good results .. jus scared cuz I have a great reputation on the line

  247. Weed guru
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 5:31 pm |

    Josh
    Just to put your mind at ease you really should go to your local pharmacy and get a home THC urine test strip to see where you stand. If you are going to test yourself using the methods which with you will try to pass your test (certo, etc) then replicate exactly the steps you will use on test day and take the home test. If you pass the home test then you will do fine using the same methods on test day. If you fail then you probably will need some type of detox drink or you should drink a LOT of water which will give you a diluted sample. A diluted result could also mean a fail or they may ask you to retest. Either way you will know if your method works or if you will need a strong detox drink.

  248. Josh
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 5:38 pm |

    The problem here is that I don’t have the money for either one by morrow .. and I work up into I have to drop so kinda stuck right now unless this works for me what I’m doing .. I am very positive about it ..but also kinda worry …plus don’t wanna waste what I have on the test kit even if I could pay for it.. shits not cheap 30 for some strips .. plus how can a test strip be 100% when they use lab equipment to determine whether ur positive or negative ..

  249. Josh
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 11:50 am |

    So took the take home test n it worked does that mean I’m good

  250. Weed guru
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 2:54 pm |

    Josh
    Most of the home tests are registering the same cut levels as the labs who do the drug testing. Some circumstances like probation, court ordered testing and very sensitive employment situations call for lower cut levels. You should be good but you should run a few home tests just to be sure.

  251. Jeremy
    Posted February 24, 2013 at 12:55 am |

    Im 33 5″11 162lbs was a regular smoker 1-2 bowls a day tipically 1 hit in the morning 1 at lunch finish the bowl in the evening repack it mabey take 1 or 2 hits and go to sleep this was almost a daily thing a gram would last about 4-5 days i have been smoke free now for 32 days and i have a test on day 36
    Have a reasonsble metabolisim i can eat like a horse and not really gain weight, do i have a shot at passing ? I took a home test at day 30 in the evening after drinking lots of fluids thru the day and had a faint line on the test to indicate a negative
    What are your thoughts guru ?

  252. Weed guru
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 1:22 pm |

    Jeremy
    I think that you will pass your official test because even a faint line would indicate passing. If you want to be sure you can always take a few more home tests http://mbdetox.com/THC-Marijuana-Single-Panel-Home-Urine-Test-Kit_p111 to get a few samples to verify that you are toxin free. If there is any doubt then you can use a detox drink like Vales http://mbdetox.com/Vale-s-Solution-Orange-Flavor_p97 on test day to make sure no THC metabolites are detected in your official sample.

  253. Posted May 14, 2013 at 1:39 pm |

    I am 117 pounds in I smoke everyday 3-4 times a day i have no body fat at all in I have a drug test tommorrow if i drank a gallon of water do u think i will pass?

  254. Weed guru
    Posted May 14, 2013 at 1:54 pm |

    Johnetta,

    Not likely unless you use a detox drink or flush capsules. A good drink would be Ultra Mask http://mbdetox.com/1-Hour-Quick-Flush-Ultra-Mask-from-Ultra-Kleen-Wild-Berry-Blast-flavor_P77959 to use on test day. make sure you test yourself before you submit your real sample with a home test strip http://mbdetox.com/Home-Test-Kits_c23/

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